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Great quotes while out - part IV - "Was that out loud??"

SMS from a nicely tripped out friend as we both took of in Nightriders in different directions to our respective homes:

"Theres a jungle in my body and I can't swallow the monkey"

People shot me very strange looks as I burst into fits of giggles after reading the message.
 
I was playing at a house party a couple weeks ago.. went to the loo and saw some guy racking up a pill on the bathroom sink.. he takes this massive line and instantly turns around with this hilarious, confused look on his face and exclaims 'I dont know where that just went, but its fucking gone now'
i lost it, i was almost on the floor in hysterics.. just one of those things you had to see ;)
 
Whilst out tonight. Sitting at the beach.

Lauren: I wish they wouldnt have metal seats at the beach. They just get heaps cold at night.
Me: These are wooden seats. There are no metal seats.
Lauren: Yes they are metal. See. <taps wood>. Oh. Wood. Got it.

One of the many 'you had to be there' moments.
 
One of mine, from the "i've just finished exams so i no longer need those brain cells" period that ended recently.

Messed up, talking to my friend, not paying attention, just letting it dribble out. And then i hear myself say:
"I guess you could say i have a love/hate relationship with my tastebuds."

That one's going straight to the pool room.
 
found at splendour i sent some fucked up random messages to a few friends...

one of them being, sending a joke about something that was happening at the time, btu at the end of the sms i sent "I hope he thinks that is funny, or i will look like a complete fuckin idiot"

I was SMSing... out loud somewhat...

fuckin idiot i am...
 
Once me and a couple of friends were at the beach messed up on pills and my friend walks about knee deep into the ocean, stands there blissfully for a while and then walks out again without the thongs he was wearing.

Then he looks at me vaguely and goes

"Man...I gave my thongs to the sea. I gave them to the sea."
 
Me: there's a difference between being psycho and looking psycho.
Mate: what's the difference?
Me: an axe.
 
haha, last Fri nite i went out with a friend to see some DnB, and he got reasonably munted, then we smoked a spliff. We sat down to roll another one and he got out what he thought was a bud (he only had a tiny one left) and started tearing it up so he could roll.

After he'd torn apart about 2/3rds of it he looked down and his lap was covered in powder - he'd crumbled a pill up instead! The funniest part was watching him rub the powder off the crotch of his jeans and lick his fingers, trying to recover what he could.
 
^ I did a similar thing years ago when camping in Byron the night before a certain regular B.Bay music festival. Was on the final stages of a Microdot trip and was having a few cones in mates tent.

Had the bong in my hand and was happily picking weed out of the bowl and packing one. Then I said out loud; "Man, this must be really big cone. I keep packing and it won't get full!"

Just after that statement, my friend (and the person donating the weed for this session) handed me the cone he had been packing, his face went from confused to very angry when he quickly realised I had packed about a gram of weed down the stem.

At this stage I was ejected from that particular campsite.
 
Raz every 10 minutes or so

*singing*

"Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
Please don’t take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, jolene"


followed by 1234 singing the "Schnappi" song
 
Actually here's a quote that I kept saying non-stop Friday Night...

DeeCee bring back ANY memories???


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MULTIBALL
 
There was some more quotes from that occasion...

myself and raz very repetitively

"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS"

After consectutively winning fuseball titles
 
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