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Great quotes while out - part IV - "Was that out loud??"

K-ing tonight at Mt. Sugarloaf. Laying on the grass. Overlooking Newcastle and Maitland.



Matt: We should go to the lookout at the top of the mountain.
Waynski: What mountain?
 
Not really a quote as such, but it cracked me up.... Was on my home last night from work and I was following this bikie on a gorgeous Harley - instead of the usual display of what MC he belongs to on the back of his leather jacket he had the following....

"If you can read this then my wife has fallen off"

hehe had me in stiches :)
 
2nd drop eva but 1st time really peaking having a break from dancing just realised my eyes were massive.
turn to my mate and say: can ur eyes fall out?
his reply: nah i dunno, something to think about tho.
go deep into thought 10 minutes lata me: yer i reckon they can but if they fall out can you still see? like if they fell in front of me cld i see what i look like w\ no eyes?!
my mate: yer but you wld need a mirror!
 
Businesses who care about the facade of their place of business should paint their roof a dark colour, so that it doesn't need cleaning so often... because white roofs look dirty after like a day

R'n'B is rap for performers who grew up in upper middle class suburbia
 
My sms to friend who had asked the where abouts of the venue i was at.


"I have no idea where it is. ask hoody, i'm so fucked up :) a friend who i dont know is writing this message"

:D
 
Classic one tonight when walking from one venue to the next....mate and i were eyeing a hot chick + her friend sitting on a bench on the street....we walk past and hear the hot chick say:

"I just can't seem to get rid of my worms"

=D
 
Me:
suntan cream? you mean you cant open beers with your teeth?


I think I got muddled up with what someone else said :\
or I was really scat/munted :)
 
^^Hahah, that's just like my nang experience for the first time!

"oh my god, it's space invaders, look at the blue!" :D
 
One of my friends found the word 'baggie' really funny. So we used to lie around joking that we were in a spelling bee and we had to say "baggie" b.a.g.g.i.e. coud you please put a point of speed in the baggie."
I also like to play the a-z drug word game. I always seem to be able to think of more when Im munted.
and I spent many weekends designing this company that I called drugs r us. Or maybe Drugs 4 less. Or drug city. It was going to have such deals as "buy a gram get one free" or "2 grams for the price of one." Buy 5 pills get a free set of steak knives.....
(errrrrrrr, there are a lot of variations)
Cheers to everyone else though Youre all fucking hilarious.
 
Heehee this thread is gold.

After TT my friend and I kept on going on about how it wasnt Scattered Sunday.. it was "MuntDay" and tyhen bursting into fits of giggles.

The first time my gf did pills at a rave she burst into fits of laughter and shouted "I have feet!", pointing at them. Then she looked at me on her left and my friend on her right and exclaimed (whils pointing) "I have two ears! You have one ear! You have one ear!" Followed by fits of giggles once again. I guess cos she could only see one side of each of our heads...

Fave quote from my housemate: "What's the day after New Years Eve?"

Also my quote of the week comes from my housemates bf:
"Cunt Fuck - That's Hot!".

Best not to ask.
 
OK i love these threads, so I'm posting yet again.

These weren't when I was exactly "out" more like on south lawn at uni after a 'more beer' BBQ and a sherry party.

Me: You know what we need? We need a kiddy pool full of punch with a midget paddling around in it in a little boat with a ladle for a paddle dishing out the punch!
*beams*

It's now one of my lifelong ambitions. So, anyone know any midgets?
 
<3

Originally posted by potato
It's now one of my lifelong ambitions. So, anyone know any midgets?

^You should speak to Pop Popavich.
I'm sure you guys could get things moving regarding these midget fantasies you seem to share. ;).
 
Everyone has midget fantasies. Would there really be midget porn if they weren't really good in bed?
 
Tis True

*hands out a non-generic-alpra-log*
"Are you sure I should take this...?"
"Yeah, man, I know this drug back-to-front!"

:|
 
"how do you spell corn?? i mean is it CORN or COARN... the pretext isnt working" - said a fucked up friend of mine while she was trying to write a msg.
 
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