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Great quotes while out - part IV - "Was that out loud??"

The best one I've ever heard was my best mate the night we had MDMA caps for the first time

We were munging in a couch at this club and he looks are me quite seriously and

"Man, we're gonna need a bigger bus"
 
It was a week night and decided to get very stoned at my maytes house.

My other mayt picked up fish n chips with EXTRA chicken salt.

By the time he arrived it was cold, my mayt said that he has a brilliant idea that he just found out other day.
He found this button on his microwave ….“Re – heat dinner plate”…….. “well we have four dinner plates, so put the plates in them and press four, so that the plates will be hot for the chips like in restaurants”

WE all looked at each other, and being very stoned, was one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

(number four was to reheat a whole roast, would have been 14 minutes)
 
deeCee said:
There was some more quotes from that occasion...

myself and raz very repetitively

"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS"

After consectutively winning fuseball titles
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I do recall us kicking MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF ASS that night. =D

Um...I have no funny quote right now, I just wanted to brag about having won anything vaguely related to sport really. :)
 
im going to record josh_nexus say something extremly stupid this weekend, i will post more on this...

I so see this being a roll reversal, and him posting how stupid i was...

but why do i anticipate him actually making an appearance? (at parklife)
 
Rolling my ass off all night with some good friends at my place. During this time, without my knowledge, my GF's sister had been jotting down quotes of all the stupid shit I said. She produced a notepad full of my quotes in the morning..

Here are some of them:

"The sunbeam comes from the sun"
"You can tell I'm fucked, my eyes keep looking at shit"
"I can't get to sleep, the bedsheets are moving"
"Can I have a 50c cone, but I only have 40c so can I have a little less icecream"
"I'm so fucked, I feel like a baby"
"I'm wasted therefore I request a fluffy jacket"
"Why can't I just walk (properly)"
"Zebra's are are born as food, black and white animals can never hide from lions, what sort of fucked camouflage is that??"
 
Talking about a sour faced bitch that no-one likes, she was pilling quite hard and I said

"Look at her, sucking her face in, thinking she's all that".

Heh.
 
Not so much a quote in general but on MDMA on the weekend within 3 minutes of each other I observed two of my mates both talk to the same bush thinking it was the other sitting down.

Kind of humourous from my perspective a few metres away.
 
At a party last night a girl asks me: 'so what do you really think of me'?
(you just dont ask really fucked-up-drunk people Qns like that .. its just plain unhealthy)

"You'd be gorgeous if you'd wipe the man hungry look off your face"

She took it well :\
 
"Have you ever run with the bulls?"

Muzby (without a pause): "No, but ive picked up in Queenbean before"
 
The first hit of MDMA was a cap.. i remember it well... I remember talking to someone outside, they were sitting by a wall... apparenly i was talking evolution with bricks... for about an hour, everyone else was hiding and giggling... so im told... i wondered why they didnt high 5 me when i asked him too
 
some random at an outdoor rave offered me a joint. i couldn't figure out what he was talking about.

random - "have some of this"
me - "what is it?"
random - "it's weed and tea"
me - "what? what's T?"
random - "what do you mean? it's tea"
me - "what the hell is T? is that short for something?"
random - "what?"
me - "fuck just give it here"

i suddenly remembered the conversation about 2 days later and figured out that he'd been saying tea.
 
driving past a girl wearing a santa hat around christmas time my friend suddenly blurted out:

"i'd come down her chimney"
 
During a munted conversation we floated the idea of marketing idea "Unsavory Shapes" (sweet flavoured biscuits instead of savory shapes):

Raz (very excited): "Hey! Imagine if you had a biscuit ... and it was CHOCOLATE flavoured!"

(Yes Raz, they're called chocolate biscuits, and they've been around for quite a while ;))
 
^^^I still like the imaginary phone....I couldn't figure out why my phone had no dial tone until I looked at it and realised I wasn't holding a phone at all, but just had my fingers shaped like I was holding one.....


.....ahhhhh that was a good weekend..... =D
 
Strawberry_lovemuffin said:
Raz (very excited): "Hey! Imagine if you had a biscuit ... and it was CHOCOLATE flavoured!"

(Yes Raz, they're called chocolate biscuits, and they've been around for quite a while ;))
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I love it when munted people think they have invented something new ;)
 
Raz said:
^^^I still like the imaginary phone....I couldn't figure out why my phone had no dial tone until I looked at it and realised I wasn't holding a phone at all, but just had my fingers shaped like I was holding one.....
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LOL I'd forgotten about that one!

/Raz sits for quite some time holding his finger and thumb to his head in the shape of an imaginary telephone

Friend (after a while): What are you doing?

Raz (startled, stares at his hand. Stares at friend. Stares back at hand)

(embarrassed look): Oh my god, I seriously thought I was making a call on my mobile phone!
 
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