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Great quotes while out - part IV - "Was that out loud??"

iamtha1 said:
And after seeing Molly Meldrum completely fucked up:

Me: "Molly, there seems to be a kookaburra living in your hat!"

Poor guy. He looked so freaked out.
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Oh shit, that was you that said that?
 
Friend: "They should have a game called Camilla Parker Bowles, where you go around seducing princes!"

"I hear Dannii, and I hear Minogue, and I just think of yoghurt"

Same friend, after having been punched by me for calling me a whore: "If freedom of speech comes with an arse-whooping, then arse whooping ahoy!"
 
Trying to tell some friends how much I appreciate them and having it come out like this:

"I don't have many close friends, so you should feel honoured"

Shit. What a pompous cow I sounded.
 
At Cat in the Phats we met an incredibly munted girl who was giggling non stop and saying some downright hilarious things. I cant remember them all she said but two things stuck in my head.

Meg - "hey, I just found my tongue!"
Girl - "Yeah, it's funny where it sits isn't it?"

Girl - "You know why I like you? Cos you're not fat!".

Wish I could remember the rest.
 
Ha, i love this thread.

On a mushroom and nang stupour, my girlfriend said:
"We love the laughter".
Hahaha, it still makes me smile! hahaa.

Another:
"Download this"
**both hands point to crotch.**

"I AM THE WOMB RAIDER!"
 
wasnt really while out but still funny
on a recent rd trip me and a mate were in one car with two friends in another car talkin to each other on uhf us being in front spotted a sign that said "police now targeting... seatbelts"
i got on the uhf and told my friends to make sure there seatbelts were behaving got a bit of a chuckle out of it
anyway a cpl of minutes passed and a female friend in the other car asked me if "seeing as though the police are targeting seatbelts, if she got pulled over could she still get charged for unlicenced driving"
yes she has no licence... and yes we still bag her out for it
 
Wigging around a touristy caravan park on acid my friend emulating a tourist said something like "Quiet, you're ruining my box experience".

That triggered a ten-minute laughter-ridden conversation on boxes (meaning houses, refrigerators, apartments, cars etc.).
 
My mate once had me in stitches laughing so hard.

He was peaking off his tits and wanders off to the bathroom, then about five minutes later he comes out and he's got no socks on.

We're like "D, Where's your socks man?"

He goes "Oh man, I flushed them down the toilet.."

"What'd ya do that for man?"

"They smelt really bad.."

So here's this dude walking around absolutely chopped without socks on.

It was hilarious!

Cheers,

Ash.
 
i'll paint the scene-
it was the morning after an event, and four of us were sitting out the back of a friend's house. Unsuprisingly, two of the guys were hitting the bong to help relax them after a hard night.
Friend no. 5 walks in - it's only his second time pilling. He sees one guy sucking the air through the bong, and comments;
"my fucking god! how did you get that water to boil ?"
cue confusion.
 
@ Cat in the Phats
I went inside the house and saw the hugest billiard table I had ever seen...

"A game of pool on this table would take forever! It's like you hit the ball...and it goes off...and two weeks later you get a postcard from the ball saying 'I'll be back in a week and a half' .. so you wait for it... and a week and a half later, there it is, rebounding from the other direction!"
 
I remember when i was totally munted at cat in phats sitting in someones car doing nangs, i thought im on LSD and MDMA and said "i can see lucy in the sky with diamonds(LSD) danceing with a man doing martial arts(MDMA)" it was funny at the time HE HE:D
 
After a big night we found ourselves playing pool at my g/fs house. Everyone was on fire with the good calls and flaming so the atmosphere was hostile (in a good MDMA way).

Mate 1: Hey are you going to go have some more meth?
Mate 2: Nah I don't reckon.
Mate 1: Why not? *shocked looked*
Mate 2: Because I think I've had enough, all I can see is 6ft Yoda's walking around giving me shit!

Bahhahaaaa. God I laughed.
 
This was a while ago... This wasn't a quote while I was out, but while a good friend was, and i thought it was pretty funny. :)

To set the scene, everyone was at a house party, it was pretty pumped, the dj was mixing some awesome tracks, everyone was dancing and pretty chopped.;)

*Names changed for obvious reasons

John stops dancing suddenly and starts trying to grab Steve on the arm over and over.

Kevin asks "man, what the hell are you doing Steve ?"

John looks at Kevin blankly for a minute, snaps out of it and says: "Oh shit, i thought Steve was a filing cabinet!". and then continues dancing as if nothing had happened.

eh, it was funny when it happened. ;)
 
Haven't read this entire thread so this one may have come up, but....

Whenever I smoke weed after MDMA or Meth I will begin a massive conversation and everytime without fail I will look blankly at everyone and be forced to say...

"What was I talking about again?"
 
for anyone at splendour...

welll anyone really... i think i only found this funny coz i was that twisted at the time... but anyways

just chilling around splendour... dude with neon green/yellow hair walking around the festival... with "CUNT" scribbled across his forehead. (he is begging for attention"

So these lil kids i met from lismore, go... HEY MAN... NICE FUCKIN HAIR...

he replies... GET FUCKED... and FUCK OFF!!! and the top of his voice

for some reason (the drugs) i burst into stupid fits of laughter...

i guess you had to be there... still... FUCK
 
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