That mate of mine I've spoken about before rang me yesterday & he made me laugh.
He got drunk & sadly for him his never had anal, the woman his with is so "vanilla" from what I have heard about their sex life, she thinks doggie is "kinky" FFS.
Anyway they were a bit drunk & he tried to get her ready for some bum sex & she turned round to him & said "You put your dick in my ass I will shit on it"
Oh God did I laugh at that, I actually feel sorry for him being with her, she isn't that great looking & any woman that says that to you imho isn't worth being with, you want someone that is willing to be an angel during the day & a sex mad, 4 day MDPV smoking sex freak in the bedroom.
I dread to think what she would do or say if he asked her to stick her finger up his arse while she sucked him off, I think she would ring the police on him tbh.