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Buttsex

Looks like our Butt Lord dersch has martyred himself and will be gone for a bit.

Who will provide this valuable HR content in his absence? I'm worried honestly.
 
Eh, it was for something in another section, though i pit tags around that enormous turd pic anyway. ? You can post pics and whatever of course, but if it's something along those lines it is best to tag it...?
 
swilow said:
Eh, it was for something in another section, though i pit tags around that enormous turd pic anyway. ? You can post pics and whatever of course, but if it's something along those lines it is best to tag it...?
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What was it he said/did?
Haha as soon as I saw the poop pic I told he should but it under NSFW.

This is the problem with trolls - even the amusing ones - sooner or later they always end up going too far and getting themselves banned.
 
swilow said:
Eh, it was for something in another section, though i pit tags around that enormous turd pic anyway. ? You can post pics and whatever of course, but if it's something along those lines it is best to tag it...?
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Tag the turd. Hahaha Anyway, thank you.

Shady's Fox said:
Read this

She made herself an irony, this thread proves what I said above. We should have that 'Get a life program' where we perm ban people in order to get them back to reality, back to the okay path.
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Wtf? I don't even want to read all of that. I can tell it will cause me to lose brain cells. That's ok. I don't need to know that bad.
 
A 56 year old man came to the emergency department of the Shahid Beheshti Hospital with pain in the left lower quadrant of his abdomen and a feeling of discomfort in the anal area. Digital rectal examination was normal but a metal object was palpable 8cm distal to the anal verge. A plain x-ray demonstrated a screwdriver in the rectum. Initial attempts at manual extraction were unsuccessful in the emergency department. An attempt at removing the screwdriver from the rectum using Kelly Forceps with the patient in the jackknife position was successful.
 
^^ lol. i don't want to know where fetishism finishes up. it scares me half to death. I don't know how people put their sex drives aside for the strange implication of satiety, though it remains to be seen if this is drug-driven or not. no one can tell where either finishes up, odd though it may seem. maybe some people just indulge whatever for the sake of keeping the peace.
 
That mate of mine I've spoken about before rang me yesterday & he made me laugh.
He got drunk & sadly for him his never had anal, the woman his with is so "vanilla" from what I have heard about their sex life, she thinks doggie is "kinky" FFS.

Anyway they were a bit drunk & he tried to get her ready for some bum sex & she turned round to him & said "You put your dick in my ass I will shit on it"
Oh God did I laugh at that, I actually feel sorry for him being with her, she isn't that great looking & any woman that says that to you imho isn't worth being with, you want someone that is willing to be an angel during the day & a sex mad, 4 day MDPV smoking sex freak in the bedroom.

I dread to think what she would do or say if he asked her to stick her finger up his arse while she sucked him off, I think she would ring the police on him tbh.
 
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