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๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ Social ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

"A language is a dialect with a navy and an army".

Raise your Black Country banners, fire up your Black Country smelters, reopen your Black Country shipyards, and claim your language! English is well overdue usurpation.
 
(mid-atlantic accent apparently)
(drugged out in America - always source from a friend in the hood...one who lives there)
(I went to a very high end British school, but it wasn't a boarding school thank fuck...some hyperbole here).
(Very realistic because I myslef would cringe at the "peace brother" after the fact)
(Nigerian, true, but mildly racist given my race)
https://voca.ro/1754MLk6V1tX (The Chinese I said was "I have some good 'medication' very clean, come! come! - DON'T DO DRUGS IN CHINA LECTURE INCLUDED)
https://voca.ro/1l7Cf8o90sK3 (Hypothetical extremely conservative Bangladeshi seeking Asylum in Hong kong and selling fake watches and shitty hash just to get by...hypothetically...the mint tea and interesting/perspectives and convos may have been the best part).
https://voca.ro/195DYX650ENd
https://voca.ro/1fRip6V5xo3s (Maybe scoring in a sketchy Parisian district...when barely speaking French. You'd be surprised what you can accomplish with maybe 20 words of French vocab, a 3 day beard and an old hoodie...You may get rejected if you are in a dress shirt and are a native white French man...lol. Translation of what I said: "I need some shit...the frappe (hash) or the herb (weed), 5, 5, 5... the weed the weed, *something I said that is indecipherable by me even with replaying the recording*, have a good day, have a good day"
https://voca.ro/1lS8Z1vFGW9g Ending on a forgotten and kind of sub par note because i'm high (maybe) and can't remember Thai properly - this is very foreigner shit and I feel ashamed. Translation: "Hello, I'm drunk and high, actually just drunk drunk drunk, drunk and high? *Takes hypothetical joint from friend*
https://voca.ro/15R38pz07k28 (More shame because the Irish accent is so fun and infectious... and my best mates were Irish growing up! But I do need someone Irish around me for a solid hour or two before I become de facto wannabe Irish with a passable accent).

Anyways, I made this post for fun, the hypothetical gear is better than expected and if there are FEDS or other alphabet agencies listening...good luck with me talking to myself like a loon... there was totally not an international criminal syndicate in my living room...lol)
 
Someone better appreciate the insanity I posted above... IT TOOK MEMORY RECALL WHILE A SOLID 8/10 on the IMPAIRMENT scale. COME CORRECT EADD! No lunatics up at 12:39 LDN time on a Monkey Monday?


I miss 2009 BL. Don't miss where I was at, at the time though... Guess I'll take the trade... Wish we could at least get back to Covid BL tbh. I'll stick around for now though, still worth it, even if I help one person in a legit way or learn more. I have hope we can help one another...

It's hard out here for an idealist! Pragmatism and realism makes me sad at times... I recognize the need for it...it still hurts the dreamer in me that we "can't" all be happy and fulfilled on this planet we all share.
 
Someone better appreciate the insanity I posted above... IT TOOK MEMORY RECALL WHILE A SOLID 8/10 on the IMPAIRMENT scale. COME CORRECT EADD! No lunatics up at 12:39 LDN time on a Monkey Monday?
good effort, I was impressed!

Well Done Clapping GIF by MOODMAN
 
"Doveryay, no proveryay" (ะดะพะฒะตั€ัะน, ะฝะพ ะฟั€ะพะฒะตั€ัะน)
"Trust, but verify" - Russian Proverb.
 
"Doveryay, no proveryay" (ะดะพะฒะตั€ัะน, ะฝะพ ะฟั€ะพะฒะตั€ัะน)
"Trust, but verify" - Russian Proverb.
Had a Russian housemate once who respected me for not being overly extroverted. If I smiled it was okay and sincere. Whereas a lot of other people were considered disrespectful and / or vulgar.

She was a nightmare though, in many ways.
 
Had a Russian housemate once who respected me for not being overly extroverted. If I smiled it was okay and sincere. Whereas a lot of other people were considered disrespectful and / or vulgar.
When the Russian lot tested AMT one of the effects they listed was "inappropriate smiling"
It's meant to be very rude in Russian culture to show emotions on the face, I can relate to their views in so many ways.

The tales of Baba Yaga is amazing too, only the Russian people who live way out in the woods could come up with Baba Yaga.
One of the best podcasts on Thoth-Hermes was with Natasha Helvin who was there to push her books, that episode was the best thing they ever did imho & she was from East Ukraine but spoke Russian, her mannerism came across so much on that interview, you got the vibe she takes no shit.
 
Went to buy Tesco vodka. Big mistake. Not just the quality of the vodka, but there was a screaming kid.

I keep telling it to shut up and the parents, to their credit, knew the kid was a nuisance, but it just kept on wailing.

By the time I was at the tills, it'd shat itself, but it also kept on wailing. Stank the place out.

I couldn't contain myself, so I end up saying 'fucking die' to the child. Never had the tag taken off my vodka so quickly.
 
The fucking Royal Mail are taking the piss even more now. Apparently 7:30pm is now a reasonable delivery.

From someone who saw two deliveries a day not so long ago, that's ridiculous. They must be really skint.

The fuckin bin men are taking the piss round my way. It's been nearly a month now since our black bins were emptied. Bags are piling up in the street.

I feel like i'm in fuckin Birmingham...
 
<3

We have a Birmingham in MI. And a Dearborn.
ask my buddie Mr. Nowhere. haha

I love everybody. Don't ban me please.

I do. I'm just sayin. I am just happy that my
headache went away. YaY.
 
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We have a Birmingham in MI. And a Dearborn.
ask my buddie Mr. Nowhere. haha

I love everybody. Don't ban me please.

I do. I'm just sayin. I am just happy that my
headache went away. YaY.
Do you pronounce it "Birming-HAAM" ? as I've noticed Americans tend to do with such place names, eg "Bucking-HAAM Palace," not 'Buckingum" as us Brits pronounce it?

I dunno if it's very insular to expect the rest of the world to know all the intricacies and subtleties of how all of our place names should be pronounced. Some of them are very easy to get wrong, to be fair, if you hadn't already heard the correct pronunciations.

Worcestershire and Gloucestershire are a couple of my favourite tongue twisters for hearing people mangle pronouncing them. Even Brits that haven't seen those names in print before, and have never heard them pronounced correctly, make a total hash of those!

TBF it does work the other way too. I've heard Brits mangle Arkansas as "R Kansas" :ROFLMAO:
 
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