🌟🌟 Social 🌟🌟 Gibberings ver. CCXIX - "what's new, c*nty chops?"

[Perkins : Reborn]

Went to buy Tesco vodka. Big mistake. Not just the quality of the vodka, but there was a screaming kid.

I keep telling it to shut up and the parents, to their credit, knew the kid was a nuisance, but it just kept on wailing.

By the time I was at the tills, it'd shat itself, but it also kept on wailing. Stank the place out.

I couldn't contain myself, so I end up saying 'fucking die' to the child. Never had the tag taken off my vodka so quickly.

 

[Perkins : Reborn]

The fucking Royal Mail are taking the piss even more now. Apparently 7:30pm is now a reasonable delivery.

From someone who saw two deliveries a day not so long ago, that's ridiculous. They must be really skint.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

The fucking Royal Mail are taking the piss even more now. Apparently 7:30pm is now a reasonable delivery.

From someone who saw two deliveries a day not so long ago, that's ridiculous. They must be really skint.

The fuckin bin men are taking the piss round my way. It's been nearly a month now since our black bins were emptied. Bags are piling up in the street.

I feel like i'm in fuckin Birmingham...

 

[Ki3ly]

We have a Birmingham in MI. And a Dearborn.
ask my buddie Mr. Nowhere. haha

I love everybody. Don't ban me please.

I do. I'm just sayin. I am just happy that my
headache went away. YaY.