(mid-atlantic accent apparently)
(drugged out in America - always source from a friend in the hood...one who lives there)
(I went to a very high end British school, but it wasn't a boarding school thank fuck...some hyperbole here).
(Very realistic because I myslef would cringe at the "peace brother" after the fact)
(Nigerian, true, but mildly racist given my race)
https://voca.ro/1754MLk6V1tX (The Chinese I said was "I have some good 'medication' very clean, come! come! - DON'T DO DRUGS IN CHINA LECTURE INCLUDED)
https://voca.ro/1l7Cf8o90sK3 (Hypothetical extremely conservative Bangladeshi seeking Asylum in Hong kong and selling fake watches and shitty hash just to get by...hypothetically...the mint tea and interesting/perspectives and convos may have been the best part).
https://voca.ro/195DYX650ENd
https://voca.ro/1fRip6V5xo3s (Maybe scoring in a sketchy Parisian district...when barely speaking French. You'd be surprised what you can accomplish with maybe 20 words of French vocab, a 3 day beard and an old hoodie...You may get rejected if you are in a dress shirt and are a native white French man...lol. Translation of what I said: "I need some shit...the frappe (hash) or the herb (weed), 5, 5, 5... the weed the weed, *something I said that is indecipherable by me even with replaying the recording*, have a good day, have a good day"
https://voca.ro/1lS8Z1vFGW9g Ending on a forgotten and kind of sub par note because i'm high (maybe) and can't remember Thai properly - this is very foreigner shit and I feel ashamed. Translation: "Hello, I'm drunk and high, actually just drunk drunk drunk, drunk and high? *Takes hypothetical joint from friend*
https://voca.ro/15R38pz07k28 (More shame because the Irish accent is so fun and infectious... and my best mates were Irish growing up! But I do need someone Irish around me for a solid hour or two before I become de facto wannabe Irish with a passable accent).
Anyways, I made this post for fun, the hypothetical gear is better than expected and if there are FEDS or other alphabet agencies listening...good luck with me talking to myself like a loon... there was totally not an international criminal syndicate in my living room...lol)