Buttsex

[Derschieber]

Gays are homophobic.
Afraid of homos

 

[Derschieber]

What's up your bum today?

 

[Phobos]

What's up your bum today?

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Sooooo,ahem.... I was doing an illegal graffiti and the coppers came by....

 

[wallywogs]

Always make sure it cant go all the way, as in has a base of some sort. I use a big dildo it's about 7 1/2 inches long and 6" around. It has nuts and a suction cup on the bottom. I fuck it like crazy along with some others. None will fit all the way in. The all belong to my wife lol

 

[Derschieber]

Hide your weapons.
Up your bum.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

@Derschieber have you ever experienced a throbbing cock stuffed inside your asshole?

If not, you can. Poop free.

It feels amazing. Don't be scared.

I think it's evident from his posts that it's all he thinks of.
I bet he dreams about it.

 

[Phobos]

I think it's evident from his posts that it's all he thinks of.
I bet he dreams about it.

Hey Dersch, do you want some?

?

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

Hey Dersch, do you want some?

?

I love banana and peanut butter but that still made me gag haha (and not in a good way )

 

[Phobos]

I love banana and peanut butter but that still made me gag haha (and not in a good way )

And that is how you clean that peanut butter off.

 

[ChemicallyEnhanced]

And that is how you clean that peanut butter off.

Well I can't think of any other way one would do it!

 

[Phobos]

That's not true at all, the Dirty Sanchez comes to mind.

 

[Lucy20]

Hey Dersch, do you want some?

?

Well no more banana and pb sandwiches for me.
I never thought this thread would take this direction lol
I love you bluelight people

 

[Soso78]

Well no more banana and pb sandwiches for me.
I never thought this thread would take this direction lol
I love you bluelight people

Lucy how’s your arsehole holding out?
Still gettin your back doors smashed in?

 

[Lucy20]

Lucy how’s your arsehole holding out?
Still gettin your back doors smashed in?

Holding out fantastic, and yes weekly, just last night in fact. I was a little mad with my boyfriend so i made him fuck me real good.

 

[Soso78]

When ur mad at ur fella u get him to fuck u real good?? I think your the best gf ever.
Why the fuck can’t my gf be like that?
When my girl mad at me she she shouts swears and makes me cook my own dinner lol

 

[Lucy20]

When ur mad at ur fella u get him to fuck u real good?? I think your the best gf ever.
Why the fuck can’t my gf be like that?
When my girl mad at me she she shouts swears and makes me cook my own dinner lol

Make up/angry sex is almost worth the fight and I'm just awesome like that lol

 

[Phobos]

You going to have to fuck me good now, do you hear me? fuck me REAL good. Pussy AND ass.
You are not getting off easy today.

 

[Derschieber]

What did you put into your bum today?
Another Coke Bottle.

 

[Phobos]

I think Derscheiber is a radiologist and he has the fetish of plugging random stuff up his butt and X-ray himself and post it on the internet in an effort to convince everyone that it is a dangerous perversion projecting his own guilt onto others.

Dude stop you will get radiation poisoning!!!

 

[Derschieber]

The buttsex addict has a bum-stuffing dilemma - the more objects he stuffs into his bum, the more objects he stuffs into his bum.
Eventually, he finishes up at the hospital, with a bum full of stuff.


73 year old male presented to ED with complaint of rectal foreign body. Patient states his wife inserted a light bulb into his rectum during sexual intercourse approximately 1 hour prior to arrival and was unable to remove it, despite use of pliers.
[Christopher Scavelli, MD]