You're too high when...
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branum2112
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ok i was at anime expo, staying on the 14 floor. i went to EDC that weekend and was staying in 1043. well when i got back from the show, i was talking to this girl who had also gone, wasn't thinking, and got off on the 14 floor. i knock on 1443 (lol) and my mates didn't answer, they had left a bit earlier so i thought maybe they were asleep...or busy
so i knocked again then decided to leave, when this asian guy answred at like 4:30 am and told me wrong room. lol i felt like an ass, called my friends and remembered it was the 10th floor., er told it was 
so i knocked again then decided to leave, when this asian guy answred at like 4:30 am and told me wrong room. lol i felt like an ass, called my friends and remembered it was the 10th floor., er told it was me and my friends have so many fucking ridiculous quotes like that, they have us on the floor for so long. but the thing is, as random as they are they come up in normal conversation. one thing leads to another, kind of thing. one second you're talkin about the NFL the next you're talkin about tickling the inside of your stomach to see if it'd make you puke.mikemikemike said:
OVERdose713
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sc4t said:
Truest one.
Or when you stand in the kitchen for 10 minuts zoning,then all of a sudden,you wake up.
Damien
Bluelight Crew
I haven't smoked in years and all of these posts are making my lmao. A few some of you reminded me of:
When you are so used to smoking with your pipe you view it as just another utensil (like a glass or plate) and you rinse it out under the sink when you are done with the bowl...
When someone says something funny while your hitting the bong and you blow back into it and squirt the bud outta the bowl.
When all of a sudden you feel like you shit your pants, and you can't tell if you really did or not. Thanks for the laughs, these are great!
When you are so used to smoking with your pipe you view it as just another utensil (like a glass or plate) and you rinse it out under the sink when you are done with the bowl...
When someone says something funny while your hitting the bong and you blow back into it and squirt the bud outta the bowl.
Reminds me of the time I couldn't get the phrase "Autoclub your skull" out of my head.
When all of a sudden you feel like you shit your pants, and you can't tell if you really did or not. Thanks for the laughs, these are great!
Niandra LaDes
Bluelighter
When you actually choose to eat at Arby's... on purpose.
how about when you and two friends spend 15 minutes in a laughing fit at the idea of "sponge bill triangle socks".
how about when you and two friends spend 15 minutes in a laughing fit at the idea of "sponge bill triangle socks".
Ginger Jack
Bluelighter
When you eat two day old cold pizza out of a Bowling alley trashbin.....
Stickittotheman
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ahahaha god i was laughing so hard at this.. who actually eats at arbys? its like the one shitty fast food restaurant.Niandra LaDes said:
Modern Age Shaman
Bluelighter
I a totally agree with everything LOL.
I all the time forget my words in the middle of a sentence. Ask the person and they were to high to remember too..
A lot of times ... like right now i forgot what I wanted to post.. even though I skipped 5 pages to hurry and type it.
Shit I hate that.
I all the time forget my words in the middle of a sentence. Ask the person and they were to high to remember too..
A lot of times ... like right now i forgot what I wanted to post.. even though I skipped 5 pages to hurry and type it.
Shit I hate that.
forgotmypen
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commercials become way too interesting.
Modern Age Shaman
Bluelighter
Your burping smoke hours after your last toke.
Zagenth
Bluelighter
Stickittotheman said:
I can think of numerous fast food restaraunts that are far worse than Arby's.
MDPVagrant
Bluelighter
... when you decide to cook up a bit of coke to see how good it is (& smoke it), so you mix together some cola, baking soda and pure acetone, and flick your bic under the f*cking spoon. LOL!!!
P.S. my hand doesn't hurt any more, cuz I dropped the spoon into the sink INSTANTLY... I have an excuse tho, that sh*t was like 0.5 cola and 99.5% caffeine cyanide, ground glass and who knows WTF else. Worst party EVAH.
Others(s):
* You're too high when you lean over to sniff a bit more coke during a long binge, and wake up 12 hours later under the table with rosy, powdered cheeks and a straw sticking out of your ear.
... when you hallucinate a heavenly figure come to give you the meaning of the universe, and this Godlike entity says "One more hit, and I'm gonna assign myself to be your mental health case manager, OK?"
... When you fall down wasted from benzos & alcohol, puke, inhale your own puke, stand up and invite your friends to try a hit of benzodipukazines, great shit...
... you OD on fentanyl, piss yourself and the F. in the piss soaks into your skin and extends the high an additional 8 hours...
... When you have such a big coke habit you start mixing your 8-balls with 10-LB sacks of powdered sugar from the grocery store to save money. And you learn to love the sugar buzz from snorting it!
... when a shadowy figure coming up to you, and says "You owe me $5,000 for drugs, you MF" and punches you in the face, you fall over bleeding, get up & strike at empty air... and suddenly you realize it was just a hallucination!
... when you do too much crystal meth, collapse and die. Then you wake up in bed, do more meth, collapse and die. Then wake up, overdose again, collapse and die. Ad infinitum, like Groundhog Day. And you don't know WTF is going on.
Off the top of my head... hope at least one or two were funny.
P.S. my hand doesn't hurt any more, cuz I dropped the spoon into the sink INSTANTLY... I have an excuse tho, that sh*t was like 0.5 cola and 99.5% caffeine cyanide, ground glass and who knows WTF else. Worst party EVAH.
Others(s):
* You're too high when you lean over to sniff a bit more coke during a long binge, and wake up 12 hours later under the table with rosy, powdered cheeks and a straw sticking out of your ear.
... when you hallucinate a heavenly figure come to give you the meaning of the universe, and this Godlike entity says "One more hit, and I'm gonna assign myself to be your mental health case manager, OK?"
... When you fall down wasted from benzos & alcohol, puke, inhale your own puke, stand up and invite your friends to try a hit of benzodipukazines, great shit...
... you OD on fentanyl, piss yourself and the F. in the piss soaks into your skin and extends the high an additional 8 hours...
... When you have such a big coke habit you start mixing your 8-balls with 10-LB sacks of powdered sugar from the grocery store to save money. And you learn to love the sugar buzz from snorting it!
... when a shadowy figure coming up to you, and says "You owe me $5,000 for drugs, you MF" and punches you in the face, you fall over bleeding, get up & strike at empty air... and suddenly you realize it was just a hallucination!
... when you do too much crystal meth, collapse and die. Then you wake up in bed, do more meth, collapse and die. Then wake up, overdose again, collapse and die. Ad infinitum, like Groundhog Day. And you don't know WTF is going on.
Off the top of my head... hope at least one or two were funny
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