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You're too high when...

lol ^^

...when you realize you're sitting on the couch with a calculator (some huge number on it) in your hand, remembering you were counting something very complicated, but you haven't got the slightest idea what it was. Then again that's not too high.

...while driving you gotta constantly keep checking the speedometer, cause you have no idea whether you're going 10 mph or 100 mph.

...as a passenger in a car or train you watch the houses go by and you start to count and estimate how many people live in each house and each block.

...you fall into endless vortex.
 
Gnosisseur said:
Your posture and speech patterns are sketching your friends out in your own house. I manage to do that everywhere I go...
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Haha happens to me too... especially in public :\
 
when you close your eye and can see the music....
when bohemian rhapsody makes complete sense....
when in one night you go through about 3 pounds of popcorn with only 1 other friend...
my friend got way to high the first time he smoked.... i warned him that the shit i had would hit him hard, but he didn't listen... and when it hit him he started yelling that it hurt to think, and started to have a mild panic attack but he calmed down soon...
 
When your in the middle of a conversation with a friend and the perfect song comes on so you close your eyes and just trance out. Snapping out of it minutes later and just continue your conversation like nothing happened. Most of the time my friends dont even notice...
 
I've done all of this, and I crack up every time!

LuGoJ said:
You know you are too high when you keep thinking that someone is ringing your doorbell while you are listening to music.
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Sandbag said:
The cell phone checking gets annoying too.

I personally love sitting at a stoplight after it has turned green suckin on a cigarette oblivious to the change in color.
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Hellman said:
When you feel anxious and (almost) psychotic.
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Transcendence said:
You wait for the stop sign to turn green.
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suspekt- said:
Uuuhh... Did I say that out loud or did I think it?
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NopeyJoe said:
I've done that before, and also you put the cerel box in the fridge and the milk in the pantry.
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When you just carry around the bag of Cheetos because you can't figure out how to open it.

When you wash your hands for 15 minutes because it feels so damn good!

Folding laundry seems like the most fun you've ever had in your life.

When you are having a semi-intelligent conversation and something random comes out of your mouth, but the others don't seem to notice and totally agree with you.

Freaking out because the spedometer broke and I didn't know how fast I was going and there was cops everywhere.

When you keep seeing people out of the corner of your eye and they look like they are either giant animals, clowns, or demons from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
 
Carsick said:
You can't decide where to land the house.
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Sometimes I can't decide where to land my apartment complex....

That's when I quit smoking
 
Running your finger over someone's skin feels like running your finger over that really fine white sand.....
The lighted up tree in front of your apartment complex looks like the tree of life.
 
u try to call home with a remote,cant take a shower because u think u dont have the proper balance,when you burp up smoke at the dinner table,when you wake up in a smoky hot box!!!
 
Your fridge is less than 5 feet away and you're hungry; but you're so baked and relaxed that you don't want to get up and get food out of it.

You improvise foods that surprisingly taste good when combined like strawberry yogurt on tortilla chips with chocolate syrup on top.

When you smoke bowls of dank in your friend's car, he parks it and everything seems kind of tilted and it's hard to walk.

You're in class and a friend asks you for a piece of paper and you forget to give it to him and what seems like 20 mins later when it's really only a few minutes he asks you for it and you have no idea why he's asking you for some paper but you give him some anyway.

You turn off the phone since it would be a major buzzkill to have someone call you.

When all the random/silly/obscure lyrics from songs by phish, Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, and King Crimson make PERFECT sense to you.

When you hide everything because you think the cops are outside or worry that they'll come around.

When you sit in a bathtub for hours and get remixed dance music and hip hop songs stuck in your head that you don't even like.

When you're at your friend's house you smoke in his backyard saying you're just gonna smoke a cig and all of a sudden as a spur of the moment thing you put on his stereo at full blast with a grateful dead CD and then proceed to go upstairs and take a shower even though you don't actually need to take one at all.

When you feel really cold and have a winter jacket and hat on and you're indoors and it's room temperature and a nice sunny day outside.
 
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When someone says something that they are 100% sure came out exactly as intended, but you look back at them and ask "did you just floaty oatmeal, come friend nectar?"

Happens to me all the time..
 
Stickittotheman said:
When someone says something that they are 100% sure came out exactly as intended, but you look back at them and ask "did you just floaty oatmeal, come friend nectar?"

Happens to me all the time..
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hahaha

You know you're too high when you're at a party and are thinking of lyrics to a song you just wrote called I want to go home
 
You know you're too high when you ring the doorbell to your house and you keep forgetting where you are while you wait for someone to answer.
 
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