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When you go to Cub foods, buy bags of "100 Grand" chocolate and a 12 pack of soda with a friend. Then go to sit down on one of their tables thats covered in vomit and not even realise your sitting in a whole bunch of shit for 30 minutes all while you were chomping on snacks and chugging soda.
 
You're merging onto the Interstate after getting a huge meal at Wendy's and think the speed limit's the same as it was off the Interstate.
 
When listening to music trips you out so bad you feel like your getting motion sickness.

When you realize you've been watching the silver bullet infommercial for about an hour at 4 in the morning.

When I'm about to roll out I always check my pockets to make sure I have everything, so I do a checklist.
Phone, keys, wallet, pot, grinder, bowl, ipod.
Only my memory Is so shitty I forget which things I checked halfway through the list, so I do the checklist 5 more times but still am not sure if i have everything.

You stare at yourself in the mirror waiting for you reflection to make the first move.

You think you're going to suffacate cause you lungs are on fire and you can't stop laughing.

And of course when you can "see" the music.
 
Jack-Bandit said:
When I'm about to roll out I always check my pockets to make sure I have everything, so I do a checklist.
Phone, keys, wallet, pot, grinder, bowl, ipod.
Only my memory Is so shitty I forget which things I checked halfway through the list, so I do the checklist 5 more times but still am not sure if i have everything.
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You don't, your forgetting your lighter. ;)
 
When you're standing at the end of a dock and proceed to zone out so much you forget you are at the edge. You then proceed to take another step and find yourself in the water. You also then have no dry shoes for the whole time your at the cottage.
 
When you cant show any emotion to someone you care about - as if your lost for words. then it feels like you have lost them forever. i hope not.
 
the world is a FPS on a shitty computer so it's lagging, and the only goal at that point in time is to reach burgerking and grab me a cheeseburger combo with extra patty
 
JimiHawK* said:
the world is a FPS on a shitty computer so it's lagging, and the only goal at that point in time is to reach burgerking and grab me a cheeseburger combo with extra patty
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LOL I miss smoking when things in reality would be like a First person shooter game like doom 2 on a crappy computer that's all lagged.

Ever look at the second hand of an analog clock when high? ;)
 
PriestTheyCalledHim said:
LOL I miss smoking when things in reality would be like a First person shooter game like doom 2 on a crappy computer that's all lagged.
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I felt that way last night. It's been maybe 3 months since I last got high and I did the other night. I felt like everything around me was a slow cartoon. Or like one of those old flip book movie things.

<3
 
PriestTheyCalledHim said:
LOL I miss smoking when things in reality would be like a First person shooter game like doom 2 on a crappy computer that's all lagged.
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that's funny my cousin used to say to make a gun with your fingers and put it out in front of you and it looked like golden eye 007 for N64. that's funny shit.
 
when you're taking a shower and the sound of the water leaving the faucet is a damn catchy metal song.
 
when you try to unlock your door with your car's remote opener...

when you actually buy the silver bullet of the infomercial
 
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