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You're too high when...

Harumscxarum said:
when you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while waiting for the burger in the microwave to finish.


You imagine your legs doing the whole tornado thing
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I've done that before, and also you put the cerel box in the fridge and the milk in the pantry.

The craziest shit thats happened to me though... is me and my friend smoked a bowl before school and i walked in and one of my legs felt longer then the other, then i spent the whole 1st period trying to figure out if that was a real or i was trippin balls. YEAH FOR 44%'s on Math TEST =D
 
your mate starts singing "tombsy put the bong down" with the same tone from the song babyshamples - pipedown

(mates second name is tombs)

Then making up other lyrics. We were all singing things for about an hour, wetting ourselves
 
when you forget to breath out after taking a hit and begin to wonder why your face feels funny, then you realize what you've done and cough/laugh endlessly
 
when you get back to your dorm, exit the stairwell one floor too soon, go to the room directly below yours, and can't figure out why your key won't work
 
when you sit on the couch watching maury wanting to change the channel but the remotes all the way across the room
 
When you start looking for the bong so you can load another bowl, switch it to your other hand to move some stuff out of the way, switch it back again and THEN realize you are not only holding said bong but moving it around so you can look under stuff for it.
 
^ I do that a lot. When you wake up and the cereal is in the fridge and the milk is in the cupboard. When you're driving at night and come to a stop at a flashing yellow light because you think it's going from green to red.
 
FLMAO, this post is just as crazeeee=D as felixs` goes on tour

@ Henry, i know that feeling of laughing too hard, =D

These posts, very familiar.. lol, cheers gang, %)

ps, just came to mind.
A buddy and I in the car, I`m driving, this guy is running on the road, we`re like travelling so slowww, (well it seemed so anyway).
As we passed him , I sounded the car horn . ( in fun, not intending to shock him ) The way this guy jumped, man you would have said we were in a bj & the bear truck with air hornes.

At that moment my bud and I looked at one another ( In amazement & wonder?? ) It seemed for 10 mins. then we laughed so hard. phew.
 
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When you walk into your flatmate's room while he's asleep and pull the covers off, demanding to know what the hells he's doing in your bed, cos you were only gone 2 minutes to have a piss.
 
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