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your *wtf?* moments
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ian_strong
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on my way home from work this arvo i was stopped at a corner store. and this couple pull up next to me and ask if i want a home theatre system, naturally i said yeah, how much he says whatever i can get for em. apparently he was up here from melb, fullfilling contracts and some of the ppl pulled out so he had four to get rid of. i didnt have enough cash (he wanted about $1200) so he kept on his way... i was like damn...
ButrosButros_Grantos
Bluelighter
Last night at my mates house:
Two of his friends that he hasn't seen for ages come over. At first there was some conversation, but at some point conversation ended and both girls started to talk AT as rather than TO us. One would continue talking until the other felt comfortable enough to sieze power. During this struggle the one that managed to talk louder than the other would continue talking until the next struggle. And the shit they were talking about, WTF...
I decided in the third hour that I had died and a new level of hell had been invented for me. One where I had to sit in polite silence pretending to be interested in what they were saying rather than standing up and screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DON'T CARE, NEITHER DOES HE, JUST SHUT UP!"
Two of his friends that he hasn't seen for ages come over. At first there was some conversation, but at some point conversation ended and both girls started to talk AT as rather than TO us. One would continue talking until the other felt comfortable enough to sieze power. During this struggle the one that managed to talk louder than the other would continue talking until the next struggle. And the shit they were talking about, WTF...
I decided in the third hour that I had died and a new level of hell had been invented for me. One where I had to sit in polite silence pretending to be interested in what they were saying rather than standing up and screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I DON'T CARE, NEITHER DOES HE, JUST SHUT UP!"
maxload
Ex-Bluelighter
Wtf???
This isn't ment to be a Rove appreciation threadbut instead there have been moments in the past month I have had to place my head in my hands an just whimper. I thought of many examples as i floated home on the ferry but I will start with just a few,
Example 1:
Location- Valley mall, Sunday 1am-ish.
Some bloke is being resusitated in the middle of the mall by the paramedics. I find out today he was bashed. As my brother and I lean over the plastis barriers set up, to see if it was someone we know, I notice a hat lying on the ground (don't know if it is the guy's or not). People are walking past and putting coins into the hat. What the FUCK!! Is he saving up for private health insurance? Dumb fuckers! Yes I mean you and you over there.
Example 2:
Location- About 50m past said bashed guy
As my brother and I head back to bust a move on a dance floor, two girls brush past and one grabs me gently by the "Peter and Franks".( She must have had large man mitts cos she didn't leave any behind). What the Fuck!! You're just lucky, you Skanky Ho that at the time my eyes were more pupil than white and I could just laugh it off. But it is shit like that that can cause some lovely lady an early trip home. How are we expected to get rid of this stupid 3am lock down if dumb fuckers still roam the streets?
Example 3
Location- Obsevation deck Auckland Sky Tower
Some FW is jumping up and down trying to see if the glass floor will break. WTF idiot? Only 2 things will happen, a) the floor will break and you will fall 100m or b) someone will lean over and slap you across the face.
Sometimes its lonely being normal in an idiots world.
End rant....... more to come
This isn't ment to be a Rove appreciation threadbut instead there have been moments in the past month I have had to place my head in my hands an just whimper. I thought of many examples as i floated home on the ferry but I will start with just a few,
Example 1:
Location- Valley mall, Sunday 1am-ish.
Some bloke is being resusitated in the middle of the mall by the paramedics. I find out today he was bashed. As my brother and I lean over the plastis barriers set up, to see if it was someone we know, I notice a hat lying on the ground (don't know if it is the guy's or not). People are walking past and putting coins into the hat. What the FUCK!! Is he saving up for private health insurance? Dumb fuckers! Yes I mean you and you over there.
Example 2:
Location- About 50m past said bashed guy
As my brother and I head back to bust a move on a dance floor, two girls brush past and one grabs me gently by the "Peter and Franks".( She must have had large man mitts cos she didn't leave any behind). What the Fuck!! You're just lucky, you Skanky Ho that at the time my eyes were more pupil than white and I could just laugh it off. But it is shit like that that can cause some lovely lady an early trip home. How are we expected to get rid of this stupid 3am lock down if dumb fuckers still roam the streets?
Example 3
Location- Obsevation deck Auckland Sky Tower
Some FW is jumping up and down trying to see if the glass floor will break. WTF idiot? Only 2 things will happen, a) the floor will break and you will fall 100m or b) someone will lean over and slap you across the face.
Sometimes its lonely being normal in an idiots world.
End rant....... more to come
Strawberry_lovemuffin
Bluelighter
I don't know, I'd find all those things funny (except perhaps the coins in the man's hat, that's kind of sad). If there were no bizarre things going on how boring would life be?
MazDan
Bluelight Crew
Your a cruel woman SLM.
lostNfound
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i had someone come to work pay some money to us last week.
gave me a quite decent amountof money in cash. we chat for abit.
5 mins later he goes to write out a cheque saying hed forgot his money.
WTF
I felt bad saying, dude its sorted.
gave me a quite decent amountof money in cash. we chat for abit.
5 mins later he goes to write out a cheque saying hed forgot his money.
WTF
I felt bad saying, dude its sorted.
electreauxbella
Bluelighter
I watched 2 people be projectile vomited on on the bus once...
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[S]alvatore
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maxload said:
Fuck, I would've picked the cunt up, turned him upside down and used his head to break the floor. You really wonder what goes through people's heads sometimes.
katmeow
Bluelight Crew
We do have a wtf moments thread which is only a few months old, so I'm going to merge with that one.
-kat
P.S. #3 sounds like a contender for the Darwin Awards
-kat
P.S. #3 sounds like a contender for the Darwin Awards
Disco Corpse
Bluelighter
3am, quite happily munted, my friend and I decide to leave the gathering we were at to go get some more booze.
So we're cruising up and down the street where our mates said there was a 24-hour bottle shop, but we had no luck finding it, so we pulled up next to Coles to ask the people out the front if they knew where it was. The people passing by didn't seem to know where it was, and then we heard the *click click* of high-heels walking towards us from behind. We looked over, and the owner of the high-heels, who was wearing a skimpy black dress looked at us, and from it's mouth came a booming "HI BOOOOYS!!!!!"
It was the transvestite from hell. I swear to god, this person had the biggest fucking shoulders I've ever seen.
We finally found the bottle-o in the end... Damn I needed a drink after that!
WTF?
So we're cruising up and down the street where our mates said there was a 24-hour bottle shop, but we had no luck finding it, so we pulled up next to Coles to ask the people out the front if they knew where it was. The people passing by didn't seem to know where it was, and then we heard the *click click* of high-heels walking towards us from behind. We looked over, and the owner of the high-heels, who was wearing a skimpy black dress looked at us, and from it's mouth came a booming "HI BOOOOYS!!!!!"
It was the transvestite from hell. I swear to god, this person had the biggest fucking shoulders I've ever seen.
We finally found the bottle-o in the end... Damn I needed a drink after that!
WTF?
Samadhi
Bluelight Crew
THe other night, i drove to the video store to get a couple of dvd's and an icecream. When i got home, i got out of the car, and was about to close the door, when i looked in the back drivers side door. The locks on my car are the flat, black kind. I looked at it, and it was unlocked, but it looked REALLY long, like abnormaly long... like a really long finger (it must have been a shadow cast by the interior light).
I can't explain it, but looking at it filled me with the most intense feeling of dread i've had in a very long time. I quickly reached in and slammed the lock down, and closed my door. This feeling of dread was increasing, so i tried to lock the drivers side door with the key (you can only lock it that way). The key wouldn't work, and i started panicking... looking around, thinking there was someone behind me. It eventually locked, and i seriously ran at full speed, inside the house.
I have absolutely no idea why it scared me so much.... The last time i felt dread that strongly was when i walked home through a cemetary... WTF?
I can't explain it, but looking at it filled me with the most intense feeling of dread i've had in a very long time. I quickly reached in and slammed the lock down, and closed my door. This feeling of dread was increasing, so i tried to lock the drivers side door with the key (you can only lock it that way). The key wouldn't work, and i started panicking... looking around, thinking there was someone behind me. It eventually locked, and i seriously ran at full speed, inside the house.
I have absolutely no idea why it scared me so much.... The last time i felt dread that strongly was when i walked home through a cemetary... WTF?
lostNfound
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Brothers Nielsen was playing MR Bungle so loud today when I was at the shops I could hear it about 5 stores down. Who the fuck does that, really.
Sounded like a circus. I'm sure it was stopping some people from going in.
Sounded like a circus. I'm sure it was stopping some people from going in.
Whilst shopping for TV's with my friend, we were standing in Harvey Norman at Westfield China (Chatswood) and we saw The Bourne Supremecy DVD. I commented on how I liked the movie, and my friend said it had the same storyline as The Long Kiss Goodnight. I then added about how I liked the scene in that movie where she is chopping the vegetables and then throws the knife into the wall, thinking she has remembered that she is a chef. Then, on the 15 TV's infront of us on display, came a trailer for the Long Kiss Goodnight that started from that very scene! WTF!!
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potato
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Earlier this year, (early Feb in fact), I received a package, addressed to me, at my home in Brunswick. Upon uponing said package, I discovered that it contained approcimate;y 10 sets of teeth. Each set was labeled and mounted on a cardboard backing string, with the teeth either mounted on a little plaque (pardon the pun) or wired to the board.
Upon further inspection, and much to my relief I realised that they were not actual human teeth but moulded replicas, but still - who would send me teeth?
The postmark was barely legible but it said Launceston, which narrows it down to a Tasmanian resident (figures..), but I couldn't even think of anyone I knew that was tasmanian, let alone some freak that might send me teeth.
To this day it remains a mystery who sent those teeth to me, but as the days go by and I am not murdered in my bed my suspicion that it was a homicidal stalker/maniac wanes somewhat.
If any Bluelighters have any information about this extremely WTF? moment, please PM me. Information will be kept in the strictest confindence (except for pictures of bewbies. I always reserve the right to post those)
Upon further inspection, and much to my relief I realised that they were not actual human teeth but moulded replicas, but still - who would send me teeth?
The postmark was barely legible but it said Launceston, which narrows it down to a Tasmanian resident (figures..), but I couldn't even think of anyone I knew that was tasmanian, let alone some freak that might send me teeth.
To this day it remains a mystery who sent those teeth to me, but as the days go by and I am not murdered in my bed my suspicion that it was a homicidal stalker/maniac wanes somewhat.
If any Bluelighters have any information about this extremely WTF? moment, please PM me. Information will be kept in the strictest confindence (except for pictures of bewbies. I always reserve the right to post those)