Your Favourite Quotes and Sayings

[Tangerine Dream]

@ColtDan: some good quotes there!

People are clever as fuck. Wish i could come up with something original myself that would be copied and pasted throughout the ages..giving hope or sheer brutality as needed! I also wish i wasnt a dyslexic drug addled fuck

 

[Myshkin]

Jaz Coleman - Age Of Greed: Full lyric:

NSFW:

Ten percent of the rest
Is the hand that pulls the strings
Be the privileged few (to have to own to hold)
Power over the people yes yes
Power over people
Be the privileged few to have to own to hold

Money property assets before lives
Green gestures of a dying planet
An endless debate only too late
An appetite for gluttony

The only way is up the only way is up
But when you are up you have to try and stay there
So you stamp and cheat on people
Champagne breakfasts (rewards for the killing)
And a fat waist bulging
Indulging, with what you call good living

But most of all there is too much fat on your heart - pig
A lifestyle of cholesterol
Cross collateralized cholesterol
Saving what's left from profit margin
For what?
I'll tell you what for
For some conscience easing charity - Why?
Just to justify! Just to justify!

Look at this utopia
Society based on solid foundations
Educate our children - educate them well
To feather the nest and fuck the rest
(Yes yes feather the nest and fuck the rest)
The waste expands
(Your waist expands)
While others stand at the back of the queue
I mean you

Still the same old security
For your creature comforts
Exchanging the hours of your life
For the cash you've already spent
Eating rubbish so you can pay the rent
Table wine once a week if you're lucky
In comparison

Privatise the people's lives
Be part of the company (or fade!)
Appliance of science to privatise their lives

Water is our business
Electricity is our business
Gas is our business
Lives are our business
Business is our business

Your money - my time
Your stinking industrial bathwater - my wine
Imbalance induces hate
How will you bridge the gap
Between the endless buffet
And the empty plate I have

I feel hate I feel hate
I feel hate I feel hate
(Don't be afraid to show your hate, hate!)

You just treat me like a commodity
You didn't know I couldn't even afford to feed my family
I just want to kill
I just want to take a gun
And put it to your head
And pull the trigger

Edited highlights:

Water is our business
Electricity is our business
Gas is our business
Lives are our business
Business is our business

Your money - my time
Your stinking industrial bathwater - my wine

 

[Dread calm]

Speaking of what would happen if he encountered his doppleganger, Karl Pilkington says "how would i know which one i was?"

 

[Myshkin]

Whitehouse - Why You Never Became A Dancer

Very

NSFW:

Can I suggest you:
Get fucked
While you lie about child-molesting gropes
And parkbench flashers and pervert creeps
And anal virginity and polaroid snaps
And verbal abuse and bathroom rapes
I don't know how well you can:
Remember your own pointless glue-sniffing adolescence
That fumbling floppy sex
In between fags
Those pathetic fistfights
All those pathetic petty thefts
And this and that and this and that and this and that
And every other fucking Adidas-clichéd cringe

Can I suggest you:
Pose
While you take another frantic glance at your shopwindow reflection
Ensuring the stinking lie is maintained
Because that's the difference between you
Yes, that's the difference between you
You'll let a leering scumbag beerdrinking rat
Raise your nostrils for a close-up smell
Of fingertip nicotine and animal fat
And force an open dead mouth
Lap up ounces of semichem sweat
So can you feel that:
Would be a truly truly disgusting thing?

And that's the difference between me
I'll open the package
I'll watch the show
I'll enjoy perfectly well-made art
I'll get in line behind stupidity
I'll let you lie through your teeth
I'll make you feel special
I'll not pick out the mistakes in public
I'll just put it down to passion
And feigned memory lapse

What did you want to be when you grow up?
Certainly not raped
That's the difference between you
A drunk? A drug addict
A motherly protector of the young?
Another bed-staining cunt?
A child molestor that needs to be told?
Or just a craven lust-driven artist
Channelling confusion and fear
Into a sickly limp repetitive craft
Yes, that's the difference between you
You'll act late and surprised
You say you loved sex?
You'll love being hated for the act
The filthier the abuse and the desperate underage details
The fatter the payback
So rather than just listen
Be altered by what's been said

Now that's the difference between me
I'll show you emotional truth
I'll show you the fucking source
I'll show you yet another fucking liar
And this is for the you
I'll show you that something that makes you:
Feel different
Feel special
I'll give you:
Thoughts
Images
Sounds
I'll give the you something
Even more interesting than the last one
And I'll tell you why it's the best one yet
And then you can look back on it all
And say:
This is the best thing that ever happened to me
And see:
Why you never became a dancer

I'll make you feel special
I'll not pick out the mistakes in public
I'll just put it down to passion
And feigned memory lapse

 

[ColtDan]

these quotes...

"Everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”

what a load of bullshit

also the quote "Good things come to those who wait"

absolute bollocks

 

[Shambles]

I mostly concur, Dan. But "sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together" is probably about right, I'd say.

 

[Mailmonkey]

"upstairs for dominoes, downstairs for dancin'"

my missis.

she probably nicked it.

 

[Shambles]

Presumably poker is played round the back?

 

[Mailmonkey]

fuckin ell you're good tom=night!

 

[Albion]

'After all, the wool from the black sheep is just as warm.'

'These walls were not meant to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live.'

 

[Mailmonkey]

most of these quotes are just trite shite. sorry.

 

[Albion]

'Most of these quotes are just trite shite. Sorry.'

 

[Mailmonkey]

^what sort of twat apologises at the end of a quote like that?

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

where mine trite shite Albion? :D

 

[Albion]

No one is perfect... that's why pencils have erasers.

Oh cringe.

You're all dicks... that's why pencils have wood.

 

[Mr Smokes Blunts.]

It warms the heart doesn't it


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[YellowPolkaDotHalo]

I like Cornishes Big Butts one because I have a ginormous derrierre.

Albion not responding means you think my quotes were trite!!!

 

[Safrolette]

"I'm free. I can think anything I want"

Stephen Hawking

 

[parttime crackhead]

"I'm free. I can think anything I want"

Stephen Hawking

"But you cannae have a wank" - Me.

 

[Myshkin]

The genius of Zodiac Mindwarp, Vol 1:

I never know who I'm going to be when I wake up. I seem to be made up from eight million minute variations of love and hate.

Some women just never leave you. Most of them, thank Satan, do.

When you get older you realise a fuck is just a fuck. It's no big deal. It's just to make babies and offload those selfish genes.

Then they move in on your mind. And they're smarter as well, they know that sex thing isn't going to work now they've had their abortions and discovered that there is no perfect man out there. So they paint a blank canvas white and let you paint whatever picture you want of them. But they can't keep it up.