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Your Favourite Quotes and Sayings

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Mark Manning said:
It wasn't till years later that I figured out what kind of drunken shit was going down. I was buying cigarettes in a shop when a bunch of kids, girls about 16 or so, came in all excited buying chocolates and vodka. I felt a strange yearning I couldn't understand. It worried me slightly as I followed them into the video shop next door, just to smell their clean hair, like soap and apples, and stare at their beautiful alabaster necks. They were so beautiful and young. Laughing like schoolgirls do, trying to decide which video to hire, arguing about clean cut Hollywood fag actors, who was the cutest.

I even thought that maybe I was a pervert or something. I felt old and disgusting. I had followed them into the shop, what next? Was I going to follow them home and crash their little pyjama party?

I got some Hollywood shit out and went back to my creepy gaff worried and ashamed.

It wasn't till I'd bolted a couple of whiskeys down my throat that I realised what my confused emotions were all about. It wasn't a sex thing; I no more wanted to fuck these kids than I wanted to fuck Gimpo.

I was yearning after their youth; I wanted to be young like them.
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^ I love it. Might put that in Dave's shrine thread.

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
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No idea who said it but I love it :)
 
Zodiac. Again.

Mark Manning said:
I'm a keen student of human behaviour, especially when whatever it is that seems to constitute our personalities is broken down and the face of the beast is revealed in its gory glory. So you can understand why I seek the company of a certain type of female.

Women who have peeked into Pandora's swirling abyss of despair and slammed it quickly shut, but not quickly enough to remain totally uninfected. Edgy chicks that are aware that the world is not all it seems to be. That language, custom, religion and culture are the thin paper that covers the cracks in the walls of a haunted universe.

Women who know that this love and sex shit is more powerful than any of us dare admit. Who are indeed afraid of love. They are like huge hydro-electricity dams creaking under the pressure of all that love, waiting to burst through. They are aware of this in a fuzzy kind of way, know that this love would drown most men, dash their heads upon the rocks of the chthonic maelstrom they feel grinding deep inside of them.
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SamhainGrim said:
Zodiac. Again.
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I got accused of being a Succubus, once. And a Cuckold. I felt so misunderstood. Now, if it had been accusations of being a cunt, I would've totally understood ;p

I really love this Thurston Moore quote:
'Chaos is the future, and beyond it is freedom. Confusion is next and next after that is the truth'
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oh, and this little gem too ...

'Sam is the Chaviest person I've ever met ... '
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chavtastic <3
 
^ Haha. Marmalade, as an old stoner/acid-casualty/jakey once gave & said to my mate while me & my mates were in his flat smoking his dope (aged about 16), this is for you...

rubber_wood_rice_spoon.jpg


"because you stir the most shit!"

Except he went in his kitchen & ripped this thing, which was some sort of decoration, off the wall - as oppose to just finding a picture of one on the internet.
 
I feel gyped

mail me a fucking spoon, kthnx

[edit] and some buckfast. just think of the potential after a bottle of that, eh?
 
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"Don't limit a child to your own learning, for he was born in another time." Rabbinical saying

Larkin put it better: "Your parents fuck you up."
 
I didn't do nearly as many drugs as I should, that I have the reputation for, but... Mitch Hedberg, ah, you know Mitch Hedberg, right? He was a drug enthusiast. He was a drug connoisseur. And, er, he died. Drugs killed him but, er, they didn't ruin his life by any stretch. He really enjoyed it, he was good at it. He wasn't someone who faltered at it. He didn't wake up an go "oh shit, I should really work on myself and I need to re-think this." That guy fucking loved doing drugs the entire time he was alive maybe up until that last minute when he went "urghhhhhhhhh" that might've not been that much fun, but still...

-Doug Stanhope

Before Turning The Gun On Himself...
 
parttime crackhead said:
Mitch Hedberg & Doug Stanhope are two of my favourite comedians. My mate & his brother ended up out boozing with Stanhope the last time he did a gig here.

Hedberg - "What is a sesame?" =D
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Likewise. They are/were both quality acts. I went to see Stanhope at the Guildhall in April this year. Had a thoroughly good time even though he spent about 10 minutes going on about how much he hates England lol. Didn't get the opportunity to have a drink with him though as we went to a club straight after. I am very envious of your bro and mate. Lucky fuckers! :D
 
Oh god, this led me to some of Stanhope's IM logs, where he posed as a young girl for the purpose of winding up those who would like to engage in sexual conversation with young girls. This made me laugh more than anything has for a while.
 
jancrow said:
Oh god, this led me to some of Stanhope's IM logs, where he posed as a young girl for the purpose of winding up those who would like to engage in sexual conversation with young girls. This made me laugh more than anything has for a while.
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Hahaha! Outstanding.

dirtybagina: I look like Dolemite in a leotard.
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=D
 
jancrow said:
Oh god, this led me to some of Stanhope's IM logs, where he posed as a young girl for the purpose of winding up those who would like to engage in sexual conversation with young girls. This made me laugh more than anything has for a while.
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fucking brilliant, never seen them before.. =D
 
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