Alcohol You know you're pissed when...

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I think I’ve got something that could sort that tolerance out.

Such as?

#thedeathknelltolls

 

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It sure does toll

 

[stardust10]

I just need some Mandy to sort me out I hardly drank on that like two or three but you don't need it! Canny imagine drinking that much with it man you are the legend

 

[BehindtheShadow]

When you have a wee in your shoe cupboard thinking it was the loo

 

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when you get home and take a piss on your baby-sister in her, because she's obviously in the bathroom, with her bed.

 

[matt<3ketamine]

when your mate pisses on your TV in a room full of people at a party and doesn't remember or care

to this day he doesn't think he has a drinking problem, when he last met me he had 5 beers in 2 hours, on a tuesday at 2pm, whilst only meant to be collecting music instruments from me

 

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To be fair five drinks in two hours isn’t a lot.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

To be fair five drinks in two hours isn’t a lot.

The guy needs to man up. 5 beers in two hours?

Fuckin ponce...

 

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The guy needs to man up. 5 beers in two hours?

Fuckin ponce...

Part timer

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

... you forgot to drink the vodka you poured 20 minutes ago!

You put your half - finished third bottle down somewhere and the next morning cannot for the life of you remember where you put it, until you come across it in the dirty laundry basket

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

... You also know MORE THAN ONE OF YOU is royally trolleyed when you patiently stand in line behind two other guys for your turn to piss in a fourth guy's wardrobe because someone opened the wardrobe door and now you're all convinced it's the door to the lavatory.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

You put your half - finished third bottle down somewhere and the next morning cannot for the life of you remember where you put it, until you come across it in the dirty laundry basket

Yeh, know it well.

There's an initial rush of excitement when you find it, but then you realise it's empty.


You were far too pissed last night and you've no idea if you drank the lot, your Mrs poured it down the drain or one of your kids robbed it.

So the empty bottle of shame is relegated to the very bottom of the wheelie bin and nothing else is said...

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

Yeh, know it well.

There's an initial rush of excitement when you find it, but then you realise it's empty.


You were far too pissed last night and you've no idea if you drank the lot, your Mrs poured it down the drain or one of your kids robbed it.

So the empty bottle of shame is relegated to the very bottom of the wheelie bin and nothing else is said...

I haven't yet figured out how to post links on here, but search for 'Ed Byrne presents Cooking after you' ve come home pissed'. The clip should pop up somewhere on reddit. It's very true to life XD

 

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I haven't yet figured out how to post links on here, but search for 'Ed Byrne presents Cooking after you' ve come home pissed'. The clip should pop up somewhere on reddit. It's very true to life XD

Fucking reddit? Banned

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

Fucking reddit? Banned

Huh? That's weird. Here in UK I can watch it.
Or if you meant that reddit is full of wankers, it is and I'm not ON it. That's just the first site that comes up in the search. Might be somewhere on YouTube too with a bit of luck

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

When you fancy your daughter's mate. Again.

Since when ya have to be drunk to do that.

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

You know you're still loaded the next morning when you soap up your face with shaving cream, then proceed to wash it off again without having in fact shaved.

 

[Jabberwocky]

To be fair five drinks in two hours isn’t a lot.

not 5 normal people drinks. 5 oranjeboom blacks in 2 hours would destroy me.

but i'm on day 2 of not drinking and so far wondering why the fuck i was doing it in the first place.

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

not 5 normal people drinks. 5 oranjeboom blacks in 2 hours would destroy me.

but i'm on day 2 of not drinking and so far wondering why the fuck i was doing it in the first place.

Yep depends entirely on what you're drinking. A four - pack of Xtra strength lager (8%) drunk at an interval of one in 15 mins on an empty stomach will get me started along nicely.

 

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not 5 normal people drinks. 5 oranjeboom blacks in 2 hours would destroy me.

but i'm on day 2 of not drinking and so far wondering why the fuck i was doing it in the first place.

5 bottles of the death knoll tolls in 2 hours would only get @F.U.B.A.R. tipsy