Alcohol You know you're pissed when...

[F.U.B.A.R.]

... you forgot to drink the vodka you poured 20 minutes ago!

 

[Jabberwocky]

...when you put your food in the oven, forget about it and an hour later raging at yourself because you forgot to buy food...... then you smell it....

 

[LoginNotSecure]

I’ve burnt many pizzas by forgetting about them.

 

[steewith2ees]

...when I drink any amount of alcohol exceeding a pint / glass of wine / 'double' or domestic measure of any spirit.

(While I still enjoy a drink I never exceed 2 or 3 and have only had my first snort since Christmas about 3 weeks ago, thanks to it being a beautiful afternoon sitting in the garden reading an amazing book and waiting on the old delivery boy to bring me a small slice of summer with all 3 standard items of colour (green, white and brown)).

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

At least I'm not alone in putting food in the oven then one way or another burning it so it's totally black carbon.

 

[Arnold]

You know when you're pissed when you tell yourself to stop drinking.

Otherwise a spew fest will ensue.

 

[Jabberwocky]

...when I consider taking Seroquel just to knock myself out. I hate anything that has to do with dopamine receptors blockade and needless to say I hate antipsychotics. So if I start to think about knocking myself out with Seroquel then things went very wrong.

 

[Bare_head]

I convince myself cokes a good idea

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

...when I consider taking Seroquel just to knock myself out. I hate anything that has to do with dopamine receptors blockade and needless to say I hate antipsychotics. So if I start to think about knocking myself out with Seroquel then things went very wrong.

Oh God that stuff is Evil.
I got into using it for a while for the side effects, it's equal in terms of self respect to DXM.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Also, on alcohol I know I am pissed when I wake up wet an smelling of ammonia...

 

[Ismene2]

You wake up on a sofa in a strange house with a bloke brandishing a baseball bat at you telling you to get out

 

[Jackal]

When you are wondering where the fuck a US army Willys that is sitting in the front yard has come from and the wife tells you "you arrived home driving that thing at 5am"

 

[stardust10]

When you wake up still rubber thinking wtf happened, and what day is it!? You go downstairs and there's a half eaten munchy box lying open on the floor which you can't remember ordering and collecting, you've 'smoked' all of your green even although there's no gauze in the pipe, and you have phoned/text multiple people you didn't mean to, you don't think. Don't usually know I'm too drunk untill it's too late and it's blackout goodnight.

 

[Arnold]

When you are wondering where the fuck a US army Willys that is sitting in the front yard has come from and the wife tells you "you arrived home driving that thing at 5am"

Expensive jeeps these days.

 

[LoginNotSecure]

Wish I knew more about cars so I knew if I was getting ripped off by the garages.

 

[prince_igor]

you use the fridge as a toilet.

 

[LoginNotSecure]

you use the fridge as a toilet.

Just.. how? I can't shit sideways.

 

[bingey]

Just.. how? I can't shit sideways.

Amateur

 

[prince_igor]

when we drink we piss not shit well I hope anyway

 

[prince_igor]

when you drink the breathlyzer