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~smashes pipe and starts jizzing pants~ AHHH time to go buy a new pipe and repeat haha just messin dude
 
You thought of the perfect thing to post in this thread, got distracted on your way to the computer to post it, then forgot what you were gonna say.
A volcano is a great investment
You're eyes won't turn red unless you gravity bong hash
When people smoke with you they're chillin half way through the sesh and leave you to kill the blunt.
When you kill the blunt right down to when the roach burns your finger
When you have a midterm essay and your first thought is "oh shit, I should do that tomorrow"
You get it done by staying up all night the day before it was due and writing it.
You got an A because your teacher liked your writing
You've ever had to choose between gas and a dub sack
You chose the dubsack
You're currently bumming rides till your next paycheck
You don't know when your next paycheck will be
You don't consider weed a drug
When you're stoned you're sober
You wouldn't think of keeping your weed in anything but an airtight jar
You have a bob marley poster in your room
Your only bob marley CD is a best of
You're running late for work and still take time to smoke a bowl before you leave
America's problems could be solved through legalizing weed
You know the law better than a lawyer
 
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when you havent gone a full 24 hours without getting high for 3 years and even then that was only a 5 day vacation (and i was able to buy a gram from some dude at the local best buy and was able to get high after about 2 days on vacation in ohio, good weed too for a random pick up in the Canton Area), i'd say in the last 6 years i have prob not smoked a total of 14 days maybe

i dont care what anyone says when you like good weed and smoke a quarter a week it gets to be an expensive habit
 
when you have freakishly real dreams about scoring some of the dankest pot, smoking and getting high off it, then waking up to look for your bag only to find an empty one under your matress.
 
-When you use your leftover Adderall to be able to smoke larger blunts without getting sleepy or wasting time eating.
-When your goal for moderation (yet to be met) is to only smoke every other day.
-When your jackets are saturated with Nag Champa and girls tell you "You smell like the CD store."
-When you pull Winamp down to 50% volume so you can watch movies, downloaded TV, or porn without having to break away from 60s surf rock (Lexi Belle and "California Sun" on repeat synergized into a very upbeat jerkoff).
-When you have to consciously act as though you don't know the specifics when your parents warn you about marijuana. "Huh, I thought it just made you dizzy."
-You have a box of dryer sheets, but never use them for laundry.
-You brush your teeth and tongue and rinse with water before vaping.
-Every bubblegum pop song that mentions sunshine is about cannabis.
-You didn't give a fuck about Michael Phelps until you saw him milking a Roor.
 
-When you don't eat all day because you will make up for it that night.
- You smoke weed because it "makes you normal".
 
when you know the flavor of the blunt by just taking a single toke....haha....happened to me a few days ago...grape swisher it was.
 
-when at a party you see seeds on the table you wil just pick it up and eat it
- you eat something and say,"Huh, this kinda tastes like weed."
 
when you spend 15 minutes sneaking up on what you think is a person curled up in a ball at 2am in the morning on your balcony, only to find its a watering can...

When your mum catches you at 2am on a school night punching cones and asks you what your doing and you reply "playing with paper" while a bong with a full chamber is at your feet.
 
-when you swear the trees are moving when there is no wind
- you are pretty used to the feeling that everything is far away (100 yard stare) and automatically make up for it.
 
I honestly didn't give a fuck about Michael Phelps until I saw him milking the Roor.. Guess that makes me a pothead. Well shit I already knew I was a pothead, but still..
 
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