BiG StroOnZ
Bluelighter
You know your a pot head when ...
You smoke a lot of pot.
You smoke a lot of pot.
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The Winner!!
Bluelighter
no shit eh? haha
8L4YN3
Bluelighter
When you smoke outside at night time and your head is permanently fixed looking at the stars..
When you hear Tijuana you think of weed.
When your in highschool and all your school books have extremely detailed designs of epic bongs ideas you came up with stoned in class.
When you hear Tijuana you think of weed.
When your in highschool and all your school books have extremely detailed designs of epic bongs ideas you came up with stoned in class.
8L4YN3
Bluelighter
When you have no weed, and you look at the clock and it is exactly 4:20, and a part of your soul dies.
toa$t
Bluelighter
fixed
jamaica0535
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It would have destroyed his life....
It would have been great if he had come on live TV and just been like "you know what, i hold god knows how many world records including the most gold medals in the olympics and i smoke weed....
I want to find one of those old arcade machines that has the little DEA message that says "Winners Don't Do Drugs" and write under it in permanent marker "unless your Michael Phelps"
carinaetvela
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if you were up last night, lying in bed fuckin ripped, thought of an awesome response to this thread, and can't fucking remember it anymore
phatass
Bluelighter
when you need a joint to sleep
The Winner!!
Bluelighter
When your on a cannabis forum talking about being a pothead
sonix
Bluelighter
when you look at something green and smile thinkg if only i had some weed
Arobskittle
Bluelighter
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. so nice
noodlebongsheep
Greenlighter
when you take your car to the scrap yard so you can use the money to buy a pizza
imahustler420
Bluelighter
when you...uh..what was the question again? 8(
8L4YN3
Bluelighter
^lol.
When your "writing reminders like you got altzimers" -pressure from HTH.
When you can think of something, and instantly forget what it was you were just thinking about.
When you lose the same thing(phone, keys) 3 times a fucking week. And i mean really lose it, like when you're baked and you put your phone in this awesome fucking position and the next time you think of your phone, its gone.
When you're alone, and you have just smoked a few bongs, joint, blunt ect, and you start really thinking, deep thought. Contemplating where you are in life, your plans. Then you pondering about reality, what light actually is. Thinking down to the level of a photon.
This leads you to the quantum physics, ect eventually you think of something in a way and from a perspective new to you, and 15 minutes later you pretty much forgot what you were tripping about. Until the next time you blaze and enter that first 15 minutes of buzz where its pure deep thought.
When you write obscure descriptions on when you know you're a pothead on a drug forum.(lol, okay these lame ones have been done to death this thread)
When you're playing guitar, and you're playing along to a track where the guitar is tuned to d, and you're playing along, and it all sounds nice. After like 1 whole minute you realize the guitar is in e.
When any bubbling sound is associated with a bong.
When you genuinely grieve and feel a profound sense of loss when a bong gets broken.
When you're genuinely confused about how someone can possibly find the smell of weed bad.
When your bin is just full of bullshit junkfood wrappers and fast food packets.
Edit: When you get so stoned that you write all of the above, then re read it, and you have already forgotten some of the particular words you used and it reads as if someone else wrote it.....BAKE ON LADS!
When your "writing reminders like you got altzimers" -pressure from HTH.
When you can think of something, and instantly forget what it was you were just thinking about.
When you lose the same thing(phone, keys) 3 times a fucking week. And i mean really lose it, like when you're baked and you put your phone in this awesome fucking position and the next time you think of your phone, its gone.
When you're alone, and you have just smoked a few bongs, joint, blunt ect, and you start really thinking, deep thought. Contemplating where you are in life, your plans. Then you pondering about reality, what light actually is. Thinking down to the level of a photon.
This leads you to the quantum physics, ect eventually you think of something in a way and from a perspective new to you, and 15 minutes later you pretty much forgot what you were tripping about. Until the next time you blaze and enter that first 15 minutes of buzz where its pure deep thought.
When you write obscure descriptions on when you know you're a pothead on a drug forum.(lol, okay these lame ones have been done to death this thread)
When you're playing guitar, and you're playing along to a track where the guitar is tuned to d, and you're playing along, and it all sounds nice. After like 1 whole minute you realize the guitar is in e.
When any bubbling sound is associated with a bong.
When you genuinely grieve and feel a profound sense of loss when a bong gets broken.
When you're genuinely confused about how someone can possibly find the smell of weed bad.
When your bin is just full of bullshit junkfood wrappers and fast food packets.
Edit: When you get so stoned that you write all of the above, then re read it, and you have already forgotten some of the particular words you used and it reads as if someone else wrote it.....BAKE ON LADS!
scattered_raver
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Pure gold ^.^
Know your a pothead when...
Your reading this thread while sober, and THEN grab the stem stash and chuck in the muzzer because of KeepKimMorrisonAli's wisdom >.>
You're out of bud and you have scraped your muzzer that many times that your smoking cones of plastic...but you don't care
When upon completion of the first two steps, your so happy you managed to get a cone that your cares about stopping so low disappear in a puff of smoke
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BiG StroOnZ
Bluelighter
You know you're a pot head when...
You came into this thread but forgot what you were going to say.
You came into this thread but forgot what you were going to say.
Green Laser
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You know you're a pothead when you're planning a "road trip" which is really just an excuse to drive 1000km with two friends to a different state where pot is decriminalised, buy enough that it still works out ridiculously cheap including petrol costs, stay at a mates place for the night and drive home again...
Mind you without pricing, I'd only have to buy about a QP before that becomes worthwhile...
Mind you without pricing, I'd only have to buy about a QP before that becomes worthwhile...