You know your a pot head when ...

[toa$t]

when you don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'

 

[trancetasy]

You know you're a pot head when ...

a) you see wild plant/flower looks like marijuana plant
b) you carry a pipe all the time
c) you carry a pack of zig-zags
d) you always have weed on you
e) you always look at the time of 4:20
f) you know all the nickname for pot like "chronic" "bud" "blazing" "da kush"
g) you are one step slower while stoned
h) you are paranoid while stoned
i) you are thinking about weed all the time

 

[deaf eye]

my dad says you know you smoked too much pot when you can roll a perfect joint

 

[Pillthrill]

You have a lighter collection, and none of them are yours, and you didn't mean to take any of them. You just find them in your pocket.

 

[crooked_letter]

...when you and your friends intend to go on a road trip to Washington DC (or anywhere really) but realize after you get home that it was just an 18 hour burn cruise with DC as the turnaround point, and that you only left because you had the munchies and nothing was open!!



Hahaha, love the thread...

I love you all.

crooked_letter.

 

[yeah_courtney]

procrastination takes over your life

 

[The Winner!!]

When you ride off with the gas pump still in the car. lol Jibult

 

[copelandia.]

when you play jamiroquai and you're grinning like a motherfucker.

 

[nothing87]

When you can roll a joint with the weed on your floor

 

[meh.]

When U cancel a datewith the hottest girl in da school just to get a baggie

 

[ILivedOnTheMoon]

when reading all these posts takes >1hr

 

[JasonSmith]

when you can relate to all the posts above

 

[Pillthrill]

If you go to the most "morally wrong" places stoned. Like to work at a daycare or church.

When there isn't a time you don't have a joint on you.

 

[React.On.Impulse]

You instinctively take out your bowl upon entering one of your friends' cars.

 

[Pillthrill]

When you go for a drive on the backroads and waste gas just to smoke a bowl, and stop at McDonald's on the way home. lol

 

[HeScoresHeShoots]

When you work at a restaurant and show up late because you had to stop to pick up fast food in two different towns.

 

[FryHead]

When you drive in circles all day going from dealer to dealer (only pickin up a dime bag from each) becasue you know "the next guy will have the shit!"

 

[KeepJimMorrisonAli]

When you can taste, smell and feel the difference in the quality of your nug.. What's real bad is when shwiggles doesn't even get you high and middies only give you a slight high for 15-30 minutes. Unfortunately my tolerance IS that high and I can only smoke beasters and heads, which is good most of the time except when I'm broke.

 

[lollerskater]

When you have to buy a new glass pipe every time you get a sack, because when you run out you always break it to scrape out every bit of resin.

 

[The Winner!!]

Some of you are pretty desperate better off keeping the money from those broken pipes and just buy a bag of weed