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You know your a pot head when ...

When you spend hours looking up symptoms of diseases you "might have" ahhhhhh haha
 
When you're talking to someone, and you put two thoughts into one sentance. And neither thought has anything to do with the other.
 
When you think "can I sneak a toke around here?"

Or you try to smoke weed in the school bathroom (too afraid to do it myself!)

Some kid smoked a blunt in the bathroom and didn't get caught, I heard it banged.
 
Ason Unique said:
When you think "can I sneak a toke around here?"

Or you try to smoke weed in the school bathroom (too afraid to do it myself!)

Some kid smoked a blunt in the bathroom and didn't get caught, I heard it banged.
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smoked on my old schools roof.

that probobly makes me a pothead.
 
when you wear shirts like this:

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cl_sullivan said:
When you dont have enough money to buy munchies cause you spent it all on the green.
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When you include munchies into the cost of the sack you're about to buy.

You don't know who to act (sober) while driving next to cops.

You avoid shopping in a shopping center because there is a cop on the other side.

You make bongs out of anything while bored.

You haven't had a piece in months because whenever the decision of "Buy weed or buy a pipe?" comes across your head....you buy weed, and make a piece.

When your parents look on the Visa Credit Card bill and notice you've been eating lunch 3 times a week at various fast-food restaurants.

You meet up with your friends. First thing you do is smoke. Hangout. Last thing you do before you all split is smoke.

When you use the "I was at a bonfire" excuse everyday, even in 100+ degree Fahrenheit weather.

Your car is full of fast-food trash and cups everywhere. Clothes towels and blankets very possible too.

Car smells like weed, even though you haven't smoked in it for weeks.

People don't ask if you're stoned anymore; they just assume you already are.

Random kids at school go to you for hookups.
 
CounTerOrdeR said:
No doubt man.

When you get high 4-5 times a day on atleast .5 each time and still at the end of the day you feel like you smoked nothing at all and jus want more.

I guess im saying you know your a stoner when you yourself are amazed by your own tolerance.
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oh my god.... you took the words outta' my mouth!

jamaica0535 said:
1. you scrape your pipe for resin, and smoke it when you have no pot on hand/your just bored and want to get high....
2. You have gone through old baggies of seeds and stems and tried to put a bowl together for the same reasons as above.
3. You have smoked bowls during your morning shower.....
4. When you as a standard just smell like pot, even when you have none on you.
5. When you wonder why your bed reeks of pot then you realize there is a pipe somwhere in the sheets because you forgot it there when high...
6. You clean your room and find nugs, stems, and seeds randomly.
7. When you are not even sure where all of your pipes are... they just turn up randomly.
8. You could be blind folded and tell the quality of weed by the smell, and in rare cases the variety.
9. You and one other person can burn through almost a half in a matter of days.
10. You can make a bong or pipe out of anything, Mcgyver style....11. You have smoked on the way to school.
12. When you have pretty much killed days at a time doing nothing other than smoking, munching, and napping.
13. You have more than a couple of pipes, because variety is crucial.... i think i am up to 7 glass pieces. About to be on 8, having some custom glass work done...
14. You know a glass blower who is going to make a pipe you designed.
15. You see random objects and think "i could make a bong/pipe with that"16. You can not remember the last dream you had....
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i can relate to every one of these highlighted in bold!

the main one for me; 'chilling' with your mates really isn't as fun when you're not stoned. wait, nothing is. excluding dating and clubbing, of course
 
Ason Unique said:
When you think "can I sneak a toke around here?"

Or you try to smoke weed in the school bathroom (too afraid to do it myself!)

Some kid smoked a blunt in the bathroom and didn't get caught, I heard it banged.
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i smoked in my schools bathroom once, it was during my spanish class when i went out to the bathroom to get a bottle of sprite, some chips, and sit on the toilet for 2 minutes toking from a small aluminum piece i made as i sat there with a pen, it was really smokey and when i was washing my hands some random kid walked in and was like wtf nigggguuuuuuh what you smokinn haahaha
 
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