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When you run out of weed a 3am and know where to find it
you have someone else drive there and you have NO idea where the fuck you went
 
when you call your dealer and you don't even have to say anything, they just tell you where to go.

when you go into your gas station and dont even have to ask for a dutch, they just know.

and when your driving while high, you forget that you had to go somewhere and you just keep on driving, then when you realize you had to be somewhere and you're about 30 exits away on the parkway
 
Pillthrill said:
When you run out of weed a 3am and know where to find it
you have someone else drive there and you have NO idea where the fuck you went
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OMG!!!

You can't pay your rent, but you have "one hell of a stash"...

You decide to grow some "free weed" and you grow so much that even after giving away two pounds you stil have ten left...
 
When you stare at plants desiring it to be a 'pot plant' as the kids in my school say...
 
when your parents say that if they catch you again they are taking you to the cops, but you have a sesh 10 minutes later in the bathroom saying your having a "shower"
 
When you smoke out of your 2 foot zong in the parking lot of the movies before the movie you say you were gonna watch then end up smoking through the whole movie =D
 
When you tell your friends to go on bluelight just to read your own stories in the getting caught by parents thread... god there are too many of mine on there.
 
When you stare longingly at ur first home grown plant and get a warm fuzzy feeling like it loves you aswell
 
when u finish your session and head to kitchen but notice that there is no food left cause u ate it all from yesterdays session =/
 
When you're driving down the road and you pass a roadkill skunk (or anywhere a skunk has sprayed) and all you can think of ïs "damn that smells DANK"
 
joanmiro said:
When you're driving down the road and you pass a roadkill skunk (or anywhere a skunk has sprayed) and all you can think of ïs "damn that smells DANK"
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i hear that!

my brain has been reconditioned with a positive association to that smell.
 
when you have run out of tobacco and use tea leaves to cut ur pot. it only took 2 puffs and lets just say never again
 
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