Standing on a shard of glass in bare feet and then not being able to find the cunting thing when you try and get it out.
Working with a douche bag who listens to fox and nova all day and watches me work while he tells me about the phone call he just had with his brother during which he watched me stack a metric ton of 20kg cement bags. Also bragging to me about cheating on his girlfriend and constantly insinuating that girls find him irresistible while watching me work. Also not being able to pick up on the hint that I don't care and have stopped even 'hmming' to his brain dead one way conversation because I want him to do some fucking work so we can go home and I can shoot some fucking heroin.
Being addicted to heroin is also mildly irritating.
People who think that correlation implies causality fucks me off too. I'm not that smart so how the fuck can you be 30 something and yet having the reasoning power I did as a 16 year old? Peoples total lack of understanding of science and basic scientific principles pisses me off too, how the fuck can you believe in something like reincarnation but not have the even the most basic understanding of the big bang theory? Why on earth do you think that evolution must have a will or some kind of design? Yes the human brain is amazing but for fucks sake it doesn't mean that it must have been 'designed', I know it's seems easier to just go with the 'design' option because thinking or spending 10 minutes doing some research is hard and cuts into your facebook time - life has had 3.5 billion years practice to get the human brain right you fucking chimp. Also how can you possibly believe in spirits when you have done zero research on the subject and have no proof other than some bullshit anecdote your pee-brained aunt has about seeing a ghost and the fact that your equally moronic friends all agree, out of a want to cement friendly bonds, that they exist because they too have bullshit hearsay anecdotal 'evidence'. And don't get all sour at me because I make you feel like a fool - you are a fool and the sooner you know how foolish the bullshit streaming from your mouth sounds the better the world will be for everybody. Stop holding my people back from living in a better world, there is no excuse for ignorance when you're an adult, wise up or fuck up.