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What Really Pisses You Off?

good point! mental note.... button up - with done up buttons heading UP.....

also hate it when something overflows or ''explodes'' in the microwave (e.g container lid pops off and contents make a mess)
 
When you lose your wireless mouse for 2 days in a benzo blackout & find it in your cufflinks box. I have no idea why I put it there but it was nestled mocking me smug in it's self righteous glory.
 
fucking no rain for like 6 months and then when it does decide to rain we get a fucking hurricane and critical flooding.

fuck you mother nature!
 
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Getting woken up at 4:00am by your new house-mate saying "help-me" so you go to his room and his naked girlfriend is making these weird choking noises, blood and mucus pouring out of her mouth, in convulsions and her eyes rolling into the back of her head, etc.

I guess this just freaks me the fuck out rather than pisses me off.
 
Polluted_Mind said:
Getting woken up at 4:00am by your new house-mate saying "help-me" so you go to his room and his naked girlfriend is making these weird choking noises, blood and mucus pouring out of her mouth, in convulsions and her eyes rolling into the back of her head, etc.

I guess this just freaks me the fuck out rather than pisses me off.
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fuck man i hope shes ok :\

it piss's me off when my old step mum leaves a comment on my little step bros facebook wall after i comment i'll pick you up little bro. up she decides to write little brother?im confused? this bitch deserves to have her nose broken!
 
tentram said:
whoa, that's freaky polluted mind.

what was wrong with the poor gal?
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Not completely sure. The boyfriend was freaking out bad and has a very thick Irish accent so could only understand him saying she has diabetes (she is early 20s so must be type 1). But I'm not sure why diabetes would make you go into convulsions like that. Edit: just did some reading and it turns out that type 1 diabetes can cause "hypoglycaemic seizures", this must be why the boyfriend was trying to shove soda down her throat (which I stopped him from doing as I assumed she could've choked on it).

The noise was the worst part, sort of like a sickly gurgling/grunting noise of someone drowning, and then seeing the fear in her eyes and then realising she isn't even conscious any more but her eyes are still open and rolling upwards... Has been many years since I did first aid, so just put her on her side and tried to keep her airway open so she could breathe a tiny bit. All the blood coming out of her mouth was because she had bitten straight through her tongue during the convulsions.

Luckily live only a couple of blocks from Prince of Wales so the ambo was there in a couple of minutes. %)
 
^no way?! you got hit that hard with it down there, eh?

sorry if you did, man. that's gotta be a huge blow to the balls :\ hope you had insurance and everything runs smoothly, the cleaning up and recovering of items.
 
yeh mate we always get smashed by floods, sort of almost used to it now. thems the breaks. there are a lot of other folk who have had it a lot worse, so comparatively we shouldnt really complain too much. still a fucken massive fuck around though.
 
i can empathise. we always seem to get smashed with the rain also. and living half way up the side of a mountain makes for some mean torrents of water flowing through our property. thankfully our place never floods to such an extreme level. we might get an inch or so flow in onto the concrete floors every once in a while, mostly in extremely heavy rain, ie - flash floods.

it is a cunt, especially when you get hit year after t=
 
Fuuuuck @ flooding.....that is shite, dude :(

WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS IS (warning: this is really really vile)

the fucking GROSS ANIMALS I work with. Our toilets are constantly in a state of filth. They are worse than train station toilets. Here are some of the things we have had to put up with:

*People who go to a toilet cubicle to talk on their mobile...SOMETIMES WHILE THEY ARE SHITTING!!!
*People who go to the toilet to eat. There are constantly leftover food containers in the toilet, and one time one of the girls found CHICKEN BONES in a corner of one of the cubicles.
*People who leave their coffee cups in the toilet cubicle (which then get taken out by the cleaners and put back in the kitchen).
*People who wipe their boogers on the wall/door
*People who piss on the floor (I say 'people' because I have it on good authority that the chicks do this too)
*People who SHIT on the floor
*People who hack up their lungs into a basin and then don't wash the basin afterwards
*People who shit in a toilet that is obviously blocked because it's already clogged up with soggy toilet paper, so you end up with bowls filled to the brim with shitty clogged up water
*General grossness not categorised here (the other day, someone had wiped their shitty finger on the toilet paper still on the roll and then just LEFT IT THERE ON THE ROLL......and today someone had left a bunch of soggy paper towel wadded up in the urinal, which means they would have had to take the paper towel from its dispenser which is around the corner, walk past both the basin and the bins, and go out of their way to put it in the urinal)

This isn't every now and then, it happens on a daily basis. The girls at work are always telling horror stories about dried blood on the walls and bloody tampons floating in the toilet as well....

It is so bad that our maintenance people sent an email around today to specifically inform us that they're trialling a "bathroom blitz" for 20 of the toilets at work where they are gonna clean them more than usual, and they would really appreciate people helping out in keeping them clean (these toilets get cleaned three times a day minimum as it is...news flash: maybe instead of making the cleaners go in there more often you should teach your fucking scat fiend staff to have a basic bit of human decency)

I would honestly quit after the first morning of being a cleaner at that place. I am surprised they haven't tried to kill us all yet. :|
 
jesus-titty-fucking-christ, raz! do you work in a zoo? sure as shit sounds it and your colleagues have taken to the shit flinging monkeys' way of life. all of that is downright dirty and disgusting alright.

nothing out of the ordinary for public toilets in pubs, clubs, etc. but at your place of work? sheeeeeeit.
 
Raz said:
Fuuuuck @ flooding.....that is shite, dude :(

WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS IS (warning: this is really really vile)

the fucking GROSS ANIMALS I work with. Our toilets are constantly in a state of filth. They are worse than train station toilets.

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Crikey Raz, that's up there with the worst I've heard. Thanks for sharing though, it kinda sets the upper level for this thread :D
 
What the fuck is with people eating or drinking coffee in a toilet? Just...why?

I hate public toilets as it is, but that sounds absolutely ghastly, Raz. My dad told me there was a guy at his work who would consistently shit on the toilet seat - it looked like he was squatting on top of the toilet, with his feet on the seat. It seems this is a more common problem than might be suspected...enough anyway, that at uni they have diagrams on the back of the door illustrating the correct way to go to the toilet (with a picture of someone squatting on top of the toilet with a big red line through it).

I heard a really grim tale from a bussy at a strip club I used to work behind the bar at...he had to clean up a miscarriage a stripper had had on the toilet floor :| I hope that one was just a myth...
 
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