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What Really Pisses You Off?

I wouldn't be surprised if the miscarriage story was true....I have seen things that a boy ain't meant to see 8o8o8o

The first time I moved to Sydney a zillion years ago, I got a job working in a sauna (handing out towels, cleaning rooms etc) and I had to quit after one too many times of having to empty out bins that dudes had pissed in because they couldn't be bothered going to the toilet fifteen feet away and having to scrub blood off surfaces where there shouldn't oughtta be blood... 8(:(8(
 
footscrazy said:
I heard a really grim tale from a bussy at a strip club I used to work behind the bar at...he had to clean up a miscarriage a stripper had had on the toilet floor :| I hope that one was just a myth...
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so do i. if not that's just...i don't know what, but, but, fucking hell:|

sounds like something you'd expect to see in a seedy strip club in thailand. fuck the pingpong balls, let's spit dead fetus' from our vajayjay. you'd have to commit to pull of that "act". sorry, that was just a little disturbing
 
footscrazy said:
I heard a really grim tale from a bussy at a strip club I used to work behind the bar at...he had to clean up a miscarriage a stripper had had on the toilet floor :| I hope that one was just a myth...
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H-h-h-oly shit! LOL.

I used to bar-tend at a very well known gay-club in Melbourne (now closed) and there was this guy who used to come in and lay in the urinals and let people piss on him... 8o

So yeah that really DID piss-me-off *ZING*
 
tentram said:
did you ever piss on him yourself? =D
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Nah I was utterly disgusted by it and told the bouncer to kick him out (which he did). It was only afterwards I found out he was part of the institution and it was not my place to have booted him, lol.
 
Polluted_Mind said:
Nah I was utterly disgusted by it and told the bouncer to kick him out (which he did). It was only afterwards I found out he was part of the institution and it was not my place to have booted him, lol.
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part of the institution? implying that it was known he was in the piss trough waiting to be showered?

was he getting paid for it or something? what the fuck. some people...

i'm all for a golden shower behind closed doors but to be bathing in a mens' piss trough at a club is just taking the piss;)
 
Raz said:
Trough Man! He was an institution! Pretty sure he died of hep though....AWK-ward!!
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Haha, that's awesome how well known he was.

tentram said:
part of the institution? implying that it was known he was in the piss trough waiting to be showered?

was he getting paid for it or something?
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He wasn't getting paid or anything, it was an unforgivable level of sexual deviance and he was known to go to clubs simply to get people to piss on him. Some punters seemed to appreciate this -- I guess while you're peaking having a leak on someone's face just brings the experience to a whole other level.

One thing that pissed me off today: people taking >5 minutes to use the ATM. What the hell are you doing?! The only rational explanation for this is if you press a certain combination on the keypad and a game of Mario-Kart or Tetris pops up on the screen.
 
GOD YES people who fucking do 400 transactions at an ATM and have to check their balance between each one and THEN STAND AT THE FUCKING MACHINE PORING OVER THE RECEIPT JESUS ON A PUSHBIKE!!!!!!!!!!!11

It's really annoying is all. -_-
 
footscrazy said:
What the fuck is with people eating or drinking coffee in a toilet? Just...why?

I hate public toilets as it is, but that sounds absolutely ghastly, Raz. My dad told me there was a guy at his work who would consistently shit on the toilet seat - it looked like he was squatting on top of the toilet, with his feet on the seat. It seems this is a more common problem than might be suspected...enough anyway, that at uni they have diagrams on the back of the door illustrating the correct way to go to the toilet (with a picture of someone squatting on top of the toilet with a big red line through it).

I heard a really grim tale from a bussy at a strip club I used to work behind the bar at...he had to clean up a miscarriage a stripper had had on the toilet floor :| I hope that one was just a myth...
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ewwww thats fucked up!

club toilets are the worrrrst walk in n you literally are walking in 1 big pool of piss and going number 2 at a club is impossible with those pervy gay but go spaz when u call them gay guys popping there heads over the stalls every 2 seconds along with the piss covered seats and toilet paper makes it pretty hard
 
towels that are like 5 feet long (fucking towel makers think only midgets use towels)
 
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