I'll think of nothing other than my wet clothes. Try make me!
If the farmers want to bitch at somebody they can bitch at their Grandaddies for unsustainable land practices! Gardeners, schmardeners, they generally just plant shitloads of exotics I have to later remove from the bush.
And I'm one of those people who straight out loves rain. JUST NOT ON MY CLOTHES!
Now you all owe me a six pack each. This is not negotiable. Better be decent beer too.