consumer
Bluelighter
Neither had i till the other night and it blew my mind. In about half an hour i will be eating said Firebird pizza as well as Kevin Bacon
Pray tell, what are the cellars saying to you? What tasty treat will follow your tasty treat?
I am not that crazy to venture into your den of unspeakable horrors and sordid acts against nature and goblins.Don't ask! I fear it might be MY cellar he's going to plunder...
Oi Consumer, leave my fuckin goblins alone!!
I am not that crazy to venture into your den of unspeakable horrors and sordid acts against nature and goblins.
Marmite is where it is my friend. Sorry love but dems the facts xx![]()
Marmite. What is wrong with you people? First you send your convicts to Australia and stay in dreary England then you eat Marmite instead of the ONE TRUE YEAST SPREAD VEGEMITE.
*shakes head*
You be quiet or my paratrooper attack otters will be sent to get you and free your bondage goblinsYou're walking on thin ice there matey...
You be quiet or my paratrooper attack otters will be sent to get you and free your bondage goblins
You think so? My otters are fed a diet of extra hot Thai chilli paste, fermented fish sauce and vegemite. They have seen service in Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan and are trained in ancient otter martial arts.They are the silent creeping otters of death. Very cute too btw.Hahaha! They wouldn't last 5 minutes in my cellar of doom, for I have the 'Goblets of fire'! (They're like Twiglets, but using goblins coated in Marmite and extra hot chilli sauce). Your otters are doomed...