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What are you munching on? v. gimmie toblerone n' beetroot

Having to face up to the fact that the kraut delicacies I ill advisedly bought from Lidl are going to have to be ate before they turn. Frikadel (kind of german pork burgers) and potato salad for packed lunch. Could be worse - the bratwurst were absolutely minging. On the plus side, the Black Forest ham was tasty.

I'm also guilty of eating anchovies tins at a time, but condiment binges are my wont (swigging Lea and Perrins, tabasco and Basamic vinegar etc. straight from the bottle).
 
Something along these lines...
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Substitute the bone, carrots, mash and poncey plate for more peas and you get the picture.
 
Friend went out plaice fishing yesterday, he did pretty well =D , gave me a nice fat plaice today.

Just eaten the whole thing, with (frozen) peas, chips, and tartare sauce, fuckin huge it was.
 
The all day breakfast was invented for me, precisely so I could get up at 5pm.

It's half a vegetarian haggis. Sausages are veggie too. The wee pile of ham was sliced from the carcass of a dead pig ;) I hope it was dead anyway.
 
It's symmetrical, and those beans aren't touching anything. that must of taken a lot of skill.

If you ever struggle for topics to talk out with your therapist, just show her this picture.

I like it lots =D
 
erm, I didn't mention it ... hah ... but now you mention it, instead of ignoring the toast, you could've just pulled the slices apart a little more and placed them a little more centrally at the top of the sausage ... that would've just finished the penetrative representation off nicely

typing the word sausage then, just felt wrong
 
True, you said therapist, which was just a short step to phallus via Freud. Both literally and subtextually!

@Albion I believe the current trend is not to garnish.
 
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