F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Karpackie 9% polish lager ftw...
Karpackie 9% polish lager ftw...
Karpackie 9% polish lager ftw...
Karpackie-get yourself some Bear love. It's not that bad a drink and only a few can and you get a free partner beating. (Domestic violence is not a joke - unless he falls down when making me a sandwich - or I'm wearing a clown wig etc when I beat him up).
*steps out of the shadows*I have invented a new cocktail. Its 1/3 curdled cum, one third ginger beer and one third Frosty Jacks. Getting the curdled cum is the hard part. It took a lot of experimental research with 1kg of 3FPM and 100litre bucket of lube but i got there. I settled on leaving buckets of cum on the roof in the sun. A slow natural curdle is the way to go.
Green tea with blueberry juice (detox) but I can't help thinking it would be nice with vodka or a sparkling wine.
I still managed to beat off to you![]()
To be fair she is Sexy Sadie %)
(that's a Beatles reference in case people are that oblivious)
I thought you worked in pest control, act like you don't know what da beatles is![]()