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What Are You Drinking? V2. Frosty Jacks - For The Discerning Pisshead

Nice to see nothing has changed :)

Welcome back, mang!

I recently got my hair cut and I was mistaken as Polish.

The man asked, ''You're not Polish are you?''

''No''

''Good. I don't like Polish''.


I'm waiting to eat and then I'm tucking in to a few Stella and a bottle of Buckfast for this party.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Karpackie 9% polish lager ftw...
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Karpackie :p -get yourself some Bear love. It's not that bad a drink and only a few can and you get a free partner beating. (Domestic violence is not a joke - unless he falls down when making me a sandwich - or I'm wearing a clown wig etc when I beat him up).
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I have invented a new cocktail. Its 1/3 curdled cum, one third ginger beer and one third Frosty Jacks. Getting the curdled cum is the hard part. It took a lot of experimental research with 1kg of 3FPM and 100litre bucket of lube but i got there. I settled on leaving buckets of cum on the roof in the sun. A slow natural curdle is the way to go.
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*steps out of the shadows*

I thought i could smell something...
 
Hot Chocolate made with All spice topped with Whipped cream, Sticky toffee sauce and more all spice. I need something warm and comforting. It does the trick xx This is amazingly tasty. Defiantly soothes the soul. YUM!
 
Sleepy time tea. Was on the late shift last night and for some reason woke up at stupid o'clock this morning. Thankfully I don't have to be in work until later tonight so if my tea does the trick I'll be getting some decent kip in a bit. Does help that sleepy time tea is rather tasty and usually works rather well. Not bad for an ASDA product.
 
You say your a 'BIT' odd, babycakes?

Your a lot odd, your weird enough that you could almost be on the autistic spectrum, although now I don't rates your autie or aspie. Hell though you could have ridden the short bus all the same :P

And your an odd wee bunny, funky enough that despite having toked up over half a gram of un-cut dipropionylmorphine, shot a speedball of uncut D-meth, proper strong as fuck glass-clear ice carved off some several inch long shards, and with tizanidine and clonidine in me, that normally make it impossible, at least for a guy, I still managed to beat off to you=D

So ring me yeh snugglepot, and I'll update you on the suspected broken neck, potential skull fracture and suspected broken back.

Saw the doc earlier today, made an appt. just past 8am when the surgery opened, got an appointment by 9am. But ring my landline at home and I'll not miss the call this time, certainly not due to the squirrely ass mobile. And I'll toke a pipe of that stroong ass crystal, so I will make sure to bee awake for you darlinks. *squeezes teh babycakes tightly and never, ever lets go:)*
 
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