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The singles thread v 'Your VD really scares me'

lol! Maybe 15 years ago if I had the technology.

But 15 years ago I wouldn't have even looked at her :)


Sometimes I yearn for a relationship, mainly it's just a yearning for a sensual touch on my back that I imagine. Men have needs, and mine have never really been met. I had my first AFD yesterday for a fortnight and today things have been good.

The thing that fucks with me is that I know the sort of people I am attracted to, and they are not people that look like me. No matter how many people tell me positive things, or how much I think about the fact that there are people out there that can see past that shit, I doesn't really help. I don't want to spend another 15 years sleeping alone.

/rant
 
I met a lovely lady at the DnB gig last night. I swear it must have been date night or something, because at certain points in the night, every couple in the club started making out at the same time.

What can I say though, we must have been the biggest culprits in the joint.

After the headliner, I offered to drive her and her flatmate and his girlfriend home, but just as we stepped out of the club, he said that she didn't want me taking her home. Fat fucking chance. I had to ask her myself.

It turns out that he's somewhat protective of her for one reason or another. I may find out why in due course, but to avoid conflict, I decided to let her go last night.

Sonofabitch cockblocked me.

No matter. I got her number and called her up this afternoon. She seemed quite pleased to hear from me and I may see her again some time this week. I'm still kind of buzzed from the whole encounter because that was the most action I've had in nine months.
 
I had been seeing a really cool lady for about a week, then yesterday she said she just wanted to be friends. :(

So single again it seems, as I seem to spend the majority of my life haha.
 
I am having my first dry spell in years. I would fuck a duck if i could catch one. but i can't because i suck
 
This is kind of like talking about plants in the OT thread but...

.. lulz, Shakespeare. Lulz.

Sigh No More

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea, and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blith and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into Hey nonny, nonny.

Sing no more ditties, sing no mo
Of dumps so dull and heavy;
The fraud of men was ever so,
Since summer first was leavy.
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blith and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into Hey nonny, nonny.

In other news, dear male friends, big mouths are unsexy and unflattering. Keep it to yourselves.
 
Mick Jagger, oh woe is you.

Currently loving the feeling that comes after the sucky bit following a relationship crash-n-burn. Can anyone relate? I <3 single
 
I did but briefly depart the hallowed ground of my precious singles thread. Upon my return i can only utter the following words of wisdom

"Everyone has their first date... and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship and its all about hiding your disappointment. Then once you're married its about hiding your sins" (Dollhouse)
 
daaaaaaaaaaaamn...singles thread lol - not seen this one before.. had to post here

For the first time in my life being single more or less doesn't suck..except I'm not getting laid...and I've lost my gift of the gab...
ouch - OK being single sucks, but it's not the worst it's ever been...

arghhh... who am I kidding.
Next time I see one of 2 girls who I got on really well with I'm going to make a move...woop! They're both older than me, but know one of them is definitely interested, and the other I shall have to see.

I've worked out it's probably better to be honest about losing the gift of gab due to my ex...or is it?!?! I don't even know anymore!!
 
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I've been finding myself in some seriously odd situations lately. On Saturday night I left one awkward scene only to walk straight into another which culminated in being lost in the inner west at 8am and having to call my friend to assist with a sentence that started with, 'OK, I'm really sorry about this, but I'm totally lost. These are my cross streets. Not 100% on the suburb. Please direct me out of here. Also, although I am totally disgusting right now, I just saw a bird eating vomit.'
 
I've decided to have a lil chase and see where it gets me...I been tryign not to chase skirt at the mo, coz its drawing me away from thinking about my courses and precious art time...but I am chasing one fine 28year old right now for some good times, so the game is ON!

I'm gonna make sure she turns up at my friends' leaving party on friday night.
 
m4dd0g said:
I did but briefly depart the hallowed ground of my precious singles thread. Upon my return i can only utter the following words of wisdom

"Everyone has their first date... and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you're in a relationship and its all about hiding your disappointment. Then once you're married its about hiding your sins" (Dollhouse)
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I don't mean to find pleasure in your misfortune (on this occasion) but if I'm going to be here in the hallowed ground of your precious singles thread, I'll enjoy it a lot more if you're here too :)
 
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