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The singles thread v 'Your VD really scares me'

Stick away from Edinburgh, its full of aussies, so your not so unique :p Glasgow is where it's at!
 
Wasn't planning on Edinburgh though I'll probably stop by for a gig or two. I was actually planning on visiting the countryside.

If I went there I wonder if I could find the Duke of Edinburgh and get him to sign the award he supposedly gave me.

Actually I didn't even try for it and some of the efforts kids go to for it are a joke.
 
God, it took me forever to find this thread !

I am in this crux of a situation where by I must immediately get laid, but it can only be with someone I feel something towards, as I used up all the rest of my tokens at the meaningless sex counter, some time ago.

Its been 4 months and im starting to go loop-d-loop.

ARGH!
 
BREAKaBEAT said:
I am in this crux of a situation where by I must immediately get laid, but it can only be with someone I feel something towards, as I used up all the rest of my tokens at the meaningless sex counter, some time ago.
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Yes.

But add many more months to that.


Can I cut in front?
 
Trading tickets....

Ah, supermarket ettiquette at its finest.

The world is a good place after all ;)
 
I am all about equality when it comes to lines. And Tokens. And sex. And all 3 combined.
 
Please get in your line for your Sloken. Tokgasm's are in the next aisle. Please choose carefully, there are no returns.
 
To what degree must these feelings be

Small, medium or large
 
i am back to being single again :(
and sexually-frustrated
why does all porn hav to b of naked LADIES!?
 
you could watch gay porn?

My mother told me I have to get married and have sons or i forfeit the family fortune to my sisters.
luckily the family fortune is a shit apartment in the hood
 
gay porn? maybe a little queasy about the bum-fucking but i shud open my mind - most of the gay men ive met hav bn hot.....its like newtons law that a guy i like turns out to b gay these days
gay or married
or on serious drugs like the last one :\
 
Watch trannie porn. just don't focus too hard. :)

actually, that doesnt solve anything
just deal with the naked girls.
 
If you're not getting laid isn't watching porn like being Oliver Twist standing out the front of a lolly shop, except there's no chance of you getting a golden ticket with that particular candy bar?

I'm single. I'm sick of people saying the following:
a) OMG I like, totally know the perfect guy for you.
b) How can you be single?
c) Sooooo, tell me about the new men in your life.
d) I'm so jealous of your lifestyle.

So here is my open letter:

To Dolly Doctor,

I am single first and foremost because I'm completely selfish and can't imagine having to share my time with someone who would be more of a hinderance than an interest. I don't want to date your cousin or your workmate and the fact you think I would be so desperate as to need someone to be set up with is an insult, even if you don't mean it to be. I sporadically have new men in my life but if I don't talk about them first it probably means I don't like them very much and I would prefer you don't bring them up. People in couples are rarely truly jealous of the single however they like to say things to make others think they're still on the hip side of married.

Kindest regard(s),
UAN
 
up all night said:
People in couples are rarely truly jealous of the single however they like to say things to make others think they're still on the hip side of married.
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If couples really were jealous of the single, then they would be polygamous. There are plenty of couples like that around.
 
up all night said:
So here is my open letter:

To Dolly Doctor,

I am single first and foremost because I'm completely selfish and can't imagine having to share my time with someone who would be more of a hinderance than an interest. I don't want to date your cousin or your workmate and the fact you think I would be so desperate as to need someone to be set up with is an insult, even if you don't mean it to be. I sporadically have new men in my life but if I don't talk about them first it probably means I don't like them very much and I would prefer you don't bring them up. People in couples are rarely truly jealous of the single however they like to say things to make others think they're still on the hip side of married.

Kindest regard(s),
UAN
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omg, so awesome. Yarni: will you marry me?

...i mean that in a totally non-physical, non-legal, non-committal, non-geographical, non-communicative way of course
 
im single yet again, its not too bad at home being single, but where i am now where theres nothing to do it sucks, and it would be better if i wernt. mom says im too picky, but i know im not too bad looking, so when all the ugly girls have crushes on me, it kinda sucks, but hopefully one day ill find the perfect one, :\ until then im flying high solo
 
Parisian girls put me in constant state of near heart failure.
Petite frames, high cheek bones, flawless skin, great fashion taste, sophisticated and even the aging mums have tight buns and washboard stomachs

Seems being completely outclassed, tongue tied, drunk and the language barrier are minuscule obstacles before the unstoppable panty-removing juggernaut that is the Aussie accent
 
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