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Television The Simpsons

Best one ever was the "Cape Fear" episode where sideshow bob comes after Bart (and he writes his letter in blood and passes out), they they all relocate and end up wearing "Witness Relocation" t-shirts and caps.

"Who wants to drive through the cactus patch?"
 
My favourite episode has always been the one where Homer stops going to Church.

God: ""Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go appear on a tortilla in Mexico."

Failing that, the one where Homer wins a motorcycle

Bart: " Geez Dad, you're bending the hell out of that kickstand. Why don't you just take it for a spin?"
Homer: "Promise you won't laugh?"
Bart: "Yeah...I promise."
Homer: "I don't know how."
Bart starts laughing hysterically..."You don't know how!!"

=D

Or the Max Power one ;)

Trent Steel: "So, where to eat. You like Thai?"
Homer: "Tie good, you like shirt?"

I know so much Simpsons stuff it could fall out my ears. <3 that show
 
I think the funniest episode is the one where Homer gets a job working for Scorpio, who ends up being some psycho who's trying to take over the world.

"Guys like me, I'm a guy like me!"
 
^ I swear Hank Scorpio would be my ideal boss. The guy rules, I'd love to have that sort managerial energy.

SCORPIO: Ingenious isn't it Mr. Bont?
BOND: Scorpio, you're totally mad.
SCORPIO: Heh, I wouldn't point fingers you jerk.
BOND: So, do you expect me to talk?
SCORPIO: I don't expect anything from you except to die and be a very cheap funeral. You're gonna die now
 
Fav of mine the one where homer is the mononrail driver.

Uses the donut to anchor the train

"Donuts is there anything they can not do"
 
I've found that the new episodes are actually funnier the second time you see them. They often go wrong by trying to have extensive, involved plots. A lot of the newer ones with special guests have sucked, for some reason.8o
 
"My god! Mojo! What have they done to you?!"
"Pray. For. Mojo."

and from the same episode...

"I can't wait to eat that monkey." =D

And of course...I must do justice to my avatar:

"Inflammable means flammable?? What a country!"
 
Homer: "Marge, where's my pellet gun?"
Marge: "In the tree!"
*Homer shakes tree, pellet gun falls and shoots him in the bum*
Homer: "AAAAHAH NO!! NOT THE GOOD CHEEK!!"
 
Petersko said:
After last nights "trip to England" POS I'm convinced the Simpsons finally needs to be put to rest.
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*nods in somber agreement*

but let us remember the good times

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i think one of my favorite characters from that show is ralph wiggim. So many great one lines!

"Mr. simpson the car fumes are getting to me!.....ya they will do that"

"choo choo chose me and it's a picture of a train"

"my cats breath smells like cat food"

and so so so so many more!:D

-peace
 
"dying tickles!"


personally i HATE the line "my cats breath smells like cat food"
talk about an overused not funny away message! LOL
 
tomacco...
ralph: "ewww.. this tastes like grandma!"
chief wiggum: "hey.. it does taste like grandma!"
 
Fav episode is prob medical marijuana where Homer gets prescribed Texas THC by Dr Hibbert for his wounded eyes after the crows turned on him and tried to drink his sweet sweet eye juices.
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this is my absolute favorite!! i could not stop laughing... something i could watch over and over again. '...smoookkkee on the water.....'
 
how about when homer hires fat tony to muscle out marges competition when she buys the pretzel stand.

best line delivered by maude flanders ever

"well marge, you got your hired muscle and we have ours. ever hear of yakuza marge? the iron fist of the pacific rim"



or when chief wiggum makes bart wear a wire to bring down the illegal firweorks ring

"fat tony, fat tony is that you?"
 
my favorit echaracters are Ralph Wiggum and Comic Book Guy

but on a sad note I think The simpsons has declined greatly in the past 5 years, I don't even watch it anymore
 
Krusty's Clown College, great great episode, anti-climax at the end... So many funny parts in it.
 
saw a great one the other night
where Homer kills death and nobody can die, and you see Moe hanging by a rope around his neck from the ceiling of the bar and he says

''geez, if i'd know it was gonna take this long, i would have put the TV on'' !
 
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