The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?

[kingme]

german guy arrives at paris airport. the customs agent takes the passport, flikcs around and asks: Occupation?
guy replies: oh, nono, just visiting!

 

[Mailmonkey]

german guy arrives at paris airport. the customs agent takes the passport, flikcs around and asks: Occupation?
guy replies: oh, nono, just visiting!

have you translated that?

 

[Vader]

No, the customs officer is asking what the German's job is. The German, however, interprets "occupation" as a synonym for "invasion".

 

[uncle stinky]

What's blue and fucks pensioners?



Me, in my lucky blue coat

 

[Vader]

What's blue and fucks pensioners?

I prefer the SHM answer- "the Conservative Party".

 

[uncle stinky]

What do you call a man with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a man with three wooden heads?

Edward Woodward

 

[Mailmonkey]

No, the customs officer is asking what the German's job is. The German, however, interprets "occupation" as a synonym for "invasion".

I see.

Straight over my head. And spent too many years listening to student's "jokes" they'd translated from their own languages

 

[RhythmSpring]

What's the difference between a duck?

 

[swedger77]

what do you call an indian drug dealer?

Avad Abatat

 

[swanhaggisman]

In response to the great effort being made by ISP's to block the download of child pornography, the BBC have launched a new service called "Jim'll Fax It".

 

[pinkpapaver]

why did the cyclops shut down his school? coz he only had one pupil...

 

[pinkpapaver]

what do you call an indian tight rope walker?

balant singh

 

[Mugz]

Why did your granddad sink?


Because he was shot to pieces at Omaha!

 

[pinkpapaver]

News just in: a mummy coated in chocolate & nuts has just been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe they have discovered the tomb of Pharaoh Rochay.

 

[scrooloose]

are strungout's jokes allowed?

now look wev'e been through this before

 

[Mugz]

who creates something that is spermy smelling most of the time

 

[scrooloose]

who creates something that is spermy smelling most of the time

A homosexual defecating?

 

[Mugz]

stuffmonger

 

[knock]

these aren't jokes.

 

[Mugz]

beat it hten