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The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?

I don't think we do have a 'PC policy', I think that occasionally when people object to a joke they mention that they don't like it. It certainly doesn't seem to result in deletion of the 'offending' ones, so lighten up. :P
 
What? Mugz's ones weren't jokes, just part of his conspiracy to infiltrate every thread on the board. I stand shoulder to shoulder with you on that.
 
jancrow said:
What? Mugz's ones weren't jokes, just part of his conspiracy to infiltrate every thread on the board. I stand shoulder to shoulder with you on that.
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OK I'll backtrack. All the jokes apart from Mugz's ones were jokes. Just not very good ones.
 
i haven't a danny i haven't a scooby...but here's a duck one
duck walks into a pub and says "have you got any bread" bar man says "no, pub don't sell bread" duck walks out. 10 min later duck comes back "you got any bread" "eh, you were just in i told you this is a pub, we don't sell bread . waddle off." duck waddles of. 10 min later he waddles back in..." got any bread?"// barman sez "i ve' told you twice already we got no bread, and if you ask me again i 'm going to nail you to the wall"
duck quickly waddles out. 1/2 hour later comes back and asks the bar man "got any nails?" bar man looks annoyed and say s "no. we sellBEER" DUCK smiles and then asks " ok have you got any bread then?
 
pinkpapaver said:
i haven't a danny i haven't a scooby...but here's a duck one
duck walks into a pub and says "have you got any bread" bar man says "no, pub don't sell bread" duck walks out. 10 min later duck comes back "you got any bread" "eh, you were just in i told you this is a pub, we don't sell bread . waddle off." duck waddles of. 10 min later he waddles back in..." got any bread?"// barman sez "i ve' told you twice already we got no bread, and if you ask me again i 'm going to nail you to the wall"
duck quickly waddles out. 1/2 hour later comes back and asks the bar man "got any nails?" bar man looks annoyed and say s "no. we sellBEER" DUCK smiles and then asks " ok have you got any bread then?
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Read it twice,got it :D
 
pinkpapaver said:
i haven't a danny i haven't a scooby...but here's a duck one
duck walks into a pub and says "have you got any bread" bar man says "no, pub don't sell bread" duck walks out. 10 min later duck comes back "you got any bread" "eh, you were just in i told you this is a pub, we don't sell bread . waddle off." duck waddles of. 10 min later he waddles back in..." got any bread?"// barman sez "i ve' told you twice already we got no bread, and if you ask me again i 'm going to nail you to the wall"
duck quickly waddles out. 1/2 hour later comes back and asks the bar man "got any nails?" bar man looks annoyed and say s "no. we sellBEER" DUCK smiles and then asks " ok have you got any bread then?
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I remember that joke from years ago but I knew a slightly different variation.
 
^ I knew one with an annoying rabbit.


How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black.
 
Who tries to recreate something amazing from the old fish but just goes mad instead?

Stuffmonger




Ok I'm shit at making my own jokes up, people tell me them and I'll post them from now on.
 
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