Got 500 mg's yesterday along with aMT. Been pretty much tripping with aMT since yesterday, well friday actually since it seems to be already sunday. Been plugging 50-60 mg doses and vaping small amounts in between. As the aMT's effects started to fade before the year was barely even over, i decided to get out my next, yet untouched victim, to be consumed my horny gaping nostrils hungry for some hot barely legal chemical-nasal membrane action. First i tried snorting about 5 mg's because of the aMT's possible, although very mild, MAOI inhibition. Noticed a nice stimulating mood lift pretty soon. It mixed very well with aMT. Snorted a bit more after an hour or something and have been going on since then feasting with little bit larger doses every few hours. Good stuff overall, but i think it's just a matter time before my nose breaks apart after doing a line. :D Moisturising nostrils with water before the insuffilation definitely makes it much less painful.
It's so much fun to write stuff on EPH, my though's and ideas flow faster than i can punch the letters. Like with other stimulants too, but combining EPH with aMT greatly aggrevated the creativity. The only thing that sucks like motherfucker is that I spend the last 3 or 4 hours writing possibly the craziest yet quite, without even realising it, quite clever story on another message board. Then i tried put on some music from youtube, and the next thing i know the whole piece of shit crashed, most likely due to the millions of tabs i had open in firefox. So I'd be more than thankful if anybody knows if it is possible to restore the text i was writing before the bluescreen, but not saved, although i copied it on clipboard before the crash, but couldn't obviously paste it after restarting. If somebody specialises in recovering lost texts happens to be around my neighbourhood, they are warmly welcome to chill at my Crackhouse of Horrors at my own Six Bags Theme park, and get me my crazy drug fuelled ramblings back.
I'll gladly offer them tasty bacon for breakfast and big fat lines of EPH for sidedish in return. It's all you can snort buffet over here pretty much 24/7. However, if you wish to indulge in other means of ingestion our mind opening hours are as follows in the following list, also we usually hole at 9 PM on weekdays and around midnight on weekends and during the High Holidays. If you contact us well in advance, we can make a personal holing schedule, perfectly tailored along your wishes.
We have no Happy Hours per se, because we, as a serious getting-high-company which wholeheartedly invests in making it's customers from innocent, God obeying catholic school girls, to irreversibly brain damaged, "will-suck-anything-that's-suckable-for-a-hit", filthy crackwhores over night, + we offer our special BFWTSD-package, which stands for "Beyond-Fucked-Within-The-Same-Day", for a nominal extra fee. However it is advised that you come well before 3 PM, because after that we cannot guarentee a success before next morning. And by "will-suck-anything-that's-suckable-for-a-hit" i'm not talking about the "inhaling-some-intoxicating-smoke-into-lungs" kinda "hit", but instead, you can think of it more as like a fist-in-your-ugly-toothless-mouth-you-worthless-junkie-whore kind of "hit". Because after passing through our Free-Entry-Base, they are guranteed to be beyond the point of no return. Like as if their souls had been sucked through a vampirious black hole, only to come out on the other side to be sucked through another after another, leaving them feeling emptier than a void in space and more than utterly hopeless, so to escape that feeling they soon learn to appreciate the rare treat, that is a warm fist slamming their faces.
As mentioned earlier,the list of our special facilities:
Injection Arena: 9 AM-11 PM (You can challenge our Needlemaster to a Tie-Off when he's not nodding off in his Barrel Hut that lies at the top of the Mount Junkiest. The highest mountain in the world. If you beat the Needlemaster, you get all the drugs injected during the match for free and a gift certificate worth of 100 euros which can be spend as you wish at The Six Bags Theme Park.)
Smoking Hot-Tub: 9 AM - 10:30 PM (Our Buddist monks offer excellent Hashis oil-massages just outside of Smoking Hot-Tub, don't be afraid to ask!)
Our Video Game Narcade is open from 11 AM to 10 PM, and offers an unique chance to visit all your favorite gaming classics, all the way from past decade's simple, but still very addicting, masterpieces such as "Crackman" and "Doper Mario Brothers" to many modern day High Quality works of art such as the extremely addicting Need 4 Speed 8: The Shadow People Pursuit, now with the new exciting option to harrass your opponent by taking over his or hers line, thus forcing your opponent to lose speed while you get an incredible speed burst if your speed meter breaks the "Rush!!" barrier. You will occasionally find bonus items while racing the lines, such as Nitrous Oxide which will take you way way ahead of your opponent, especially if succesfully used during the "Rush!!" phase.
Latest addition to our collection is the recent, much discussion raised, sedating action adventure hit "God of Tar 3" featuring awe-inspiring and innovative, skin piercing weaponry, that's never seen before in video gaming history, topped with lots of bloody, punctured and severed limbs. You get an forgettable experience battling with inner demons and epic bosses such as "The Pain in The Ass Pharmacist" who refuses to fill your script no matter how far your lying/deception skills have been developed. Are you dopesick man enough to fake a script well enough to beat him before your WD bar reaches critical levels?
Other notoriuos enemies include the endless hordes of "Demonic Youth Against Drugs" that try to attack you with their terrible verbal arguments. Can you get hooked well enough to expand your not-give-a-shit skill so you'll be able to just say "Fuck It" and advance to the higher level? All this is only a very small taste of the intoxicating experience that is God of Tar 3. So get your gear ready, because only by taking part of this life changing journey, will you find what inhumane horrors await you at the very end if you can fight your way through the numerous terrifying levels, like for example; "The Limbo of Rehab" and "Cutting Inferno". For the real hardcore players there is a new, more challenging difficulty setting called "Totally fucked" if the difficulty leves "First timer", "Chipper", "Fiend" and "Total Fiend" aren't enough. With this new extreme difficulty, not only you have to continuosly chase the Dragon so he can protect you from the terrible curse of restless legs that roams around the chilling soil beneath your feet and lingers like a starving vulutre in the sweat inducing, nauseating air all over your aching bones as you travel across the neverending fields of "The Land of Drought". On top of this you are also desperately battling against time trying to reach the Ultimate High level before the HIV in your blood turns into Full Blown AIDS, This can be followed in the Infection Bar on the top left corner of the screen, but be wary because there lurks many other deadly threats invisible to naked eye. This critically acclaimed game has received praises from all over the world. Briefly after it's release, an avid poppy farmer and a long time video game enthusiast Amir Hassan-Afsoon, who also writes game reviews for Afganistan's leading video game magazine, descriped it as "Simply the dopest shit ever, hooks you even harder than any part of the praised Gears of Tar series!"
So come on come all, but remember that we don't operate during High Noon as that occasion is reserved for employees to rest and get super high in order to get through the long day of hard drug work..
Okay, I think that's about it. The EPH isn't gonna just magically fly into my nasal cavities, I'm now off to play with my scales and wait for my ban. Can't help but derail. I'm so used to it, as all our trains are derailed in our Roller Coaster at the Six Bags Theme Park that lies beneath the legendary Mount Junkiest in the magical land of Europe.
Drugs and Kisses to everybody where ever you are!
