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LearntYoung
Bluelighter
When it's hot outside and the entire room is covered in shit, shit probably hit the fan.
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
Have I got PPI?
Should probably see a Doctor.
Should probably see a Doctor.
felix
Bluelight Crew
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
NSFW:
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
What's the difference between a Ferrari and Madeline McCann?
I don't have a Ferrari buried in my garden.
I don't have a Ferrari buried in my garden.
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
Knock knock
"whose there?"
Bigish
" Bigish who?? "
Fuck off ya tramp..
"whose there?"
Bigish
" Bigish who?? "
Fuck off ya tramp..
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
"My dog's got no nose."
"Really, how does he smell?"
"Well obviously he can't, you insensitive cunt!"
"Really, how does he smell?"
"Well obviously he can't, you insensitive cunt!"
Eveleivibe
Ex-Bluelighter
HAHAHAHAHA you bloody idiots oh my :D Those were hilarious hahahaha.
Evey
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
All i got for Xmas was a grain of rice......
Thanks a lot uncle Ben....
Thanks a lot uncle Ben....
ponch
Bluelighter
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg.
With an itheberg.
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
hahahahahhah brilliant ponch!!
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
Shame on you!!
BecomingJulie
Bluelight Crew
RAPE JOKES AREN'T FUNNY![/shouty feminist]
Sprout
Bluelight Crew
If a feminist falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, is it the fault of the patriarchy?
F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
That is so much bullshit! I was repeatedly raped by 20 men a day when I was a teenager, and I only enjoyed it 50% of the time...
KingOfWessex
Bluelighter
Participent number 18 said by the time it was his go it wasn't worth it. Apparently it was like punching smoke...