Social Tell a Joke

[Robi]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

 

[kiely]

Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there !

Just kidding, of course.

 

[kiely]

When it comes to climate change, a simple vaccine
can be a powerful tool.

 

[kiely]

Been there --
done that. Then,
been there
several more
times, because
apparently I
never learn.

 

[kiely]

How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps?

But not enough to fill pot holes.

 

[kiely]

I used to know a baker that had red hair.
He was a ginger bread man.

 

[shreddedlettuce]

CHUCK NORRIS can slam a revolving door…

Next..?

 

[TheGyattDamnRizzler]

Why did the crayon cry?

Because it's feelings were Colorless.

 

[TheGyattDamnRizzler]

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

[kiely]

TRAGEDY AT WORKPLACE

MAN DIES AFTER FALLING INTO A GIANT COFFEE VAT

His wife told reporters : " He didn't suffer. It was instant "

 

[kiely]

INSTANT
HUMAN
JUST ADD COFFEE

 

[ions]

TRAGEDY AT WORKPLACE

MAN DIES AFTER FALLING INTO A GIANT COFFEE VAT

His wife told reporters : " He didn't suffer. It was instant "

Stolen

 

[kiely]

Just found out there's no popcorn in popcorn shrimp.

Guess there's no reason to try pot roast.

 

[ions]

Yeah pot lucks and clam bakes are so disappointing.

 

[yubacity]

What does a 14 year old and her fetus have in common

Both worried their moms going to kill them

 

[kiely]

 

[Dipdoodoo]

What kind of rangus is a dangatang? Enough to climb over the staple extinguisher! At least Dougie Doozer didn't jump out from behind another windmill and blow paprika extract into everybody's dang eyeballs again, Zutroy Tunt style!!

 

[jasperkent]

Right after he was shot, Lincoln had half a mind to watch the rest of the play.

 

[yubacity]

How do you make a Irish man cry

Say last call

 

[Robi]

Son asks dad" if I told you I was gay,would you still love me?Dad says" don't be silly son you were an accident,I never loved you in the first place "