Social Tell a Joke

[Robi]

I was sitting in traffic the other day.Probably why I got run over.

 

[kiely]

Shit Happens. ' It's Trickle Down.'

 

[kiely]

The Handshake : The greeting that spreads most germs.

The High-five : Transfers half the bacteria of a handshake. 50%

The Fist bump : Transfers 90% fewer germs than the handshake. 90% less.

The One Finger Wave : Is the #1. 100% safe !!

 

[kiely]

Okay last one.


I wouldn't do anything for
a Klondike Bar......
But I'd do some sketchy stuff
for Coffee.

 

[kiely]

High Q

if you spell " Absolutely Nothing " backwards you get
" Gnihton Yletulosba " which means absolutely nothing.



--- sori

 

[Robi]

High Q

if you spell " Absolutely Nothing " backwards you get
" Gnihton Yletulosba " which means absolutely nothing.



--- sori

So weird I've always been able to read and write backwards ylisae dna deeps daer htiw eht tseb fo meth.

 

[Dipdoodoo]

 

[Robi]

olo

 

[FixXxer]

I actually really enjoy this song.
This joke truly made me laugh and smile, which is the whole reason I started this thread... to be able to share this feeling amongst the community.. whether online or in real life ..
Thank you for your many contributions to this thread and thank you for the smile


To add a joke to this comment that may or may not be a part of this thread already...

Any time my son would stub or hurt his toe growing up.. I would ask him, "should call a tow truck?"

 

[kiely]

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laugh and smile, which is the whole reason I started this thread...

Kewl !!!!

 

[kiely]

 

[kiely]

 

[kiely]

 

[kiely]

A mind of a slave asks is it legal ?
A mind of a free man asks is it right ?
I tried, but it could have been worse ...

 

[yubacity]

United

 

[yubacity]

Knock knock

Who's there

Doctor

Doctor who

You just said it

 

[Dipdoodoo]

 

[Dipdoodoo]

 

[kiely]

 

[kiely]

Knock Knock

Who's there

Dr Who
Dr Who I love you