Social Tell a Joke

[kiely]

** in a dildo shop **
~~~~~~~~~~~~

Executive : which dildo do you want mam ?

Customer : that red one

Executive : it's the fire extinguisher you whore



..... you mad Broh

 

[Robi]

My therapist told time heals all wounds,so I stabbed her.

 

[kiely]

I want one of the Biden post office stamps.
0 cents.

 

[reverse cosmosis]

If the tories get up your nose then picket

 

[Robi]

I child proofed my house,but they still got in but I learned how to stop a crying baby,fed it to an alligator.

 

[AngelsandFairiesarereal]

 

[kiely]

Hahahaa. That was so good.

 

[kiely]

 

[reverse cosmosis]

This is a stick up. An armed doggery. Police have been sniffing around. Make sure we don't have a tail. Something about the cashier gives me paws. If you think I'm snitching you're barking up the wrong tree

 

[AngelsandFairiesarereal]

Hahahaa. That was so good.

Hehe

 

[kiely]

MOST ALL THESE DAYS ARE BI

THE HARD PART IF FIGURING OUT
SEXUAL OR POLAR

bye

 

[kiely]

 

[jasperkent]

I homeless guy asked me for money and I thought
Do I want my money to be spent on illegal and dangerous drugs? No, I don't.
So I gave it to him.

 

[kiely]

if tommies mom has 3 kids and the 1 kid is named april the second kid name may whats the 3 kids name

( hint: it's not june )

ten seconds ...


and not ...

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.... potato !!

 

[kiely]

Money is a Joke!

It’s only funny … if you get it tho?

 

[kiely]

J1, F2, M3, A4, __ __

................. ^^^ ??


thank goodniss it's friday
and the rest is downhill

 

[kiely]

S you 2 in your A. Of course not ...
but it sounded good. loolz.

 

[Robi]

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?? A Mathama- chicken. Ugh,oh and are monsters bad at math? Not unless you Count Dracula. Ok just shoot me now...

 

[kiely]

It's okay. Because I swallowed a dictionary and it gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.

 

[kiely]