"I am an idiot" across his head would be the most fitting.
If he'd had 'em done recently then absolutely. But I think it only fair to take his age and background into account. Oldskool biker tatts have their place. And that place is on fukkin huge and suitably scary lookin' oldskool bikers and nowhere else.
That aside, funny somebody posted the inevitible Zombie Boy pic. Was just reading an old Bizarre article about him earlier whilst me lappy was cooling down a bit. Have gotten so bored with the endless articles about tattoos and seemingly sod all else that I very rarely buy Bizarre these days (a shame cos was a monthly sacrament since the first issue - and in related news, many thanks to the reading material fairy for adding a few back issues I'd lost over the years back to my unfeasibly large collection
). Must admit that they do showcase some unbelievably cool tatt artwork though - lightyears ahead of when similar designs become even remotely popular sometimes. They were showing eyeball tattoos - yes they are tattoo'd eyeballs - a good two years before I saw anybody else have the balls to try it.
Have long hankered for a tattoo cos I
great artwork but would need to be seriously great artwork for me to consider putting it on my virgin flesh (not to mention finding the cash for it
). Some of the "fine art" kinda stuff that you won't find outside of inevitibly rather exclusive and highly expensive studios is just jaw dropping
Pee Ess: On the tattoo'd cock thang, have seen some absolute belters (in pictorial form - not in the flesh, as it were
). Most folks who go down that route seem to opt for "comedy" stuff but have seen some truly stunning artwork in that region too (generally as part of a larger groin area piece unless the tattooee happens to be hung like the proverbial painted donkey
). Unlikely to try that meself. Not like there's really enough room for owt worth pricking in the prick area anyway 8)
(that last bit sentence is clearly but a lie for modesty's sake
)
EDIT: Ignore that first part in response to Farmaz. I appear to have quoted him quoting SWIM due to not checking which page I was reading properly 8)