• Welcome Guest

    Forum Guidelines Bluelight Rules
    Fun 💃 Threads Overdosed? Click
    D R U G   C U L T U R E

Shopping on Drugs (buying weird, random shit when high)

Ever regretted buying a girlfriend/boyfriend some crap like a buble blowing machine or an antique hat rack? THAT is awkward!
 
I hate when I'm shopping online totally stoned and on benzos - I end up buying a ton of cheap DVD's, stuff from ebay (which I forget about until it arrives lol). Most the time it's B-Movies that I like and other times it's RC's that I feel like trying then think 'bugger'.
 
I always got a kick out grocery shopping on 'shrooms or acid. What a trip! All the different colors and textures? Come on...what a blast! When I lived in upstate NY, I didn't get out of work until 1:30 in the morning and the local shopping center was open 24 hrs. Result? Nobody to bother me. The only people shopping at that time of night where I lived, were either wasted or bored and had nothing better to do at 2 am. Those were the days!
 
^sounds like someone who isn't me shopping around in dubai late at night on cannabis & cough syrup! So many colors, plus you can mumble, slur & stumble & they still call you Sir!
 
i forgot i ordered a vapouriser just before christmas. i buy some weird little items when benzo'd out, shooting opiates. since starting to clean up my bank account has been thanking me when i'm not out of town drinking absurdly with backpackers.
 
I have a problem with going shopping while I am high. I'm a heroin addict, so if I'm high, there is a 99% chance that I have no money left. I have bought some strange things from Wal*Mart at 3am while tripping on DXM when I was a teenager. Young and dumb I guess.
 
My most memorable (and cringe-worthy) moment was when I was grocery shopping on meth. As I pulled my wallet out of my bag to pay, a half-full baggie fell out and landed right in front of the checkout chick. I casually put my hand over it and picked it up, but she knew. She just knew.
 
I went to the mall stoned last week and wound up buying a gigantic book of photography centered on wildlife. It's great.
 
Almost bought an expensive espresso maker today while on valium-- the milf sales lady was flirting with me like mad it was weird; she didn't even care that i wasn't gonna buy it. Thank fuck i didn't have my wallet on me! Abusing credit on benzos is way too easy...
 
i shouldnt go shopping while on k, last time i went to the mall on k i left with versace sunglasses and its the winter so i dont even need em
 
I once discovered that for some inexplicable reason, I ordered a bunch of soma (carisoprodol) after I had taken temazepam one time. I had never bought them before or anything, it was totally random and out of the blue
 
i have a thing for grocery shopping when im stoned or fucked up on xani bars.
i always go shopping when im on bars, then i wake up the next day amazed at all the shit i don't remember even buying.
 
I got stoned and googled "ninja shoes". found a 40 dollar pair of tabi boots and bought them. i actually wore them around for awhile.
 
i was doing a lot of benzos and diesel, i was in the toy section of a drugstore,
i came across all these rubber chickens, i snagged the lot of em
was kinda dumb though , shoplifting with a bundle on ya :\
 
deaf eye said:
i was doing a lot of benzos and diesel, i was in the toy section of a drugstore,
i came across all these rubber chickens, i snagged the lot of em
was kinda dumb though , shoplifting with a bundle on ya :\
Click to expand...

LOL! Imagine if u were a celebrity & u got arrested 4 that!
 
coming up on some glorious X this gas station convenience store looked really beautiful. I mean everything was clean and shiny, all the colors stood out so well.

It was a blast just looking around there. I asked my friend what to buy because I was feeling so generous, he said "i dunno whatever man".

I got a small variety of pringles, these chili cheese fries, and a KING SIZE NUTRAGEOUS. After giving the clerk a big smile I walked like a little kid outside to check out my goodies:D
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top