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Professor Nutt's magic jizz (Sentia)

Pissed_and_messed said:
My tongue disattached from my jaw trying to pronounce MEAI in correct english alphabets way.
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What do you mean, English is so easy, see this example? /s


The Full Crazy English Poem “The Chaos”​

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does.
Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Feoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific, Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria. Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation — think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough —
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!*

But yeah the alphabet is like the first thing we all learnt at primary school. Probably spending weeks to months on it. Depending how slow or fast you were. Second or third languages are never so easy. Unless you live in a dual language country where you will just naturally learn both, without even having to try.
 
Perkins : Reborn said:
The guy undoubtedly has a lot of interesting things he can discuss. His drinks are still a load of woo, however.

Reminiscent of nineties headshop 'smoking blends'.
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My thoughts precisely. I've lost faith unless this alcarelle is a big hit or he finds a herb that makes ya flee.
 
Lots of questions here...but he still says he needs 10m dollars to proceed in USA with the testing.

 
I'm sure that most of the users of this forum hope that Nutt's project comes to fruition and changes things.

You've been a very persistent 'advocate', so you deserve credit for that, even if the existing drinks are a load of wah-wah-woo.
 
Perkins : Reborn said:
I'm sure that most of the users of this forum hope that Nutt's project comes to fruition and changes things.

You've been a very persistent 'advocate', so you deserve credit for that, even if the existing drinks are a load of wah-wah-woo.
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Correct. I'm only interested in the big one.

Also liked Nutt's earlier work and speeches about drug policy.
 
Skipped some of it; I felt that it went too technical at points in an attempt to flesh it out and make it sound more 'scientific' to people like me who're basically interested in the effects rather than the theory. Probably aimed at all the doubters, but I wasn't really swayed. Now we've moved on to 'guts'.

I'd take a sample of the stout. I wish there were more low alcohol (<2.5%) options out there, so I'd be interested in something that gives a mellow feeling without any dangers of sentimentality, violence or a hangover.
 
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