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Professor Nutt's magic jizz (Sentia)

Skipped some of it; I felt that it went too technical at points in an attempt to flesh it out and make it sound more 'scientific' to people like me who're basically interested in the effects rather than the theory. Probably aimed at all the doubters, but I wasn't really swayed. Now we've moved on to 'guts'.

I'd take a sample of the stout. I wish there were more low alcohol (<2.5%) options out there, so I'd be interested in something that gives a mellow feeling without any dangers of sentimentality, violence or a hangover.
Yea I didn't really watch it either. Not my favourite interview.

Get the alcarelle out Nutt son!
 
If I do see the stout on my travels, I'll give it a go if it isn't overpriced. Unfortunately, that's rarely the case with low / no alcohol beers.

I love this stuff, but I'd prefer it if they passed the tax benefit on to the consumer.

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If I do see the stout on my travels, I'll give it a go if it isn't overpriced. Unfortunately, that's rarely the case with low / no alcohol beers.

I love this stuff, but I'd prefer it if they passed the tax benefit on to the consumer.

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Stout might actually be the perfect type of drink to add a new ingredient like this gaba thing now that I think about it. Better than a shot or mixer. A session drink hmmm.

Jizz me up
 
Surely if these GABA drinks actually worked they'd be illegal to sell under the PSA? He's either breaking the law or straight up scamming people.
 
Well...I bought the stout...it's quite nice and I did feel a little buzzy .. however didn't work the second time the next day.

Waste of money unless u like non alcoholic products
 
You didnt notice it making you more "sociable" then? You didnt feel like taking a big squirt of his jizz in the face...full-lock?
 
See, I'd drink that. There's a gap in the market for low strength beer; not alcohol free, just lower than 3%. Like the one I posted earlier in the thread.

They tried a Guinness mid strength some years ago which was 2.8%. It didn't take off, but was probably ahead of its time. It'd be good to see something like that back on the market, or more light / dark milds. Joseph Holt is still the king of milds, but Banks' (@Zopiclone bandit country) is the runner up.
 
See, I'd drink that. There's a gap in the market for low strength beer; not alcohol free, just lower than 3%. Like the one I posted earlier in the thread.

They tried a Guinness mid strength some years ago which was 2.8%. It didn't take off, but was probably ahead of its time. It'd be good to see something like that back on the market, or more light / dark milds. Joseph Holt is still the king of milds, but Banks' (@Zopiclone bandit country) is the runner up.
Yea. The Guinness in Ireland is absolutely amazing too.
 
See, I'd drink that. There's a gap in the market for low strength beer; not alcohol free, just lower than 3%. Like the one I posted earlier in the thread.

They tried a Guinness mid strength some years ago which was 2.8%. It didn't take off, but was probably ahead of its time. It'd be good to see something like that back on the market, or more light / dark milds. Joseph Holt is still the king of milds, but Banks' (@Zopiclone bandit country) is the runner up.
 
Well it's 2026..the jizz ready? This is the year 🤣🤣

Before the usual people get mad I'm only joking. Forgot all about it tbh.
 
This is the year of Professor Nutt's Jizz!! He has had the operation and can now squirt monstrous creamy jizz at will. Special offer if you let him spurt on your face. Full lock!

If you rhythmically squeeze Professor Nutts nuts, he will get the Jester's toes and keep squirting indefinately!
 
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This is the year of Professor Nutt's Jizz!! He has had the operation and can now squirt monstrous creamy jizz at will. Special offer if you let him spurt on your face. Full lock!

If you rhythmically squeeze Professor Nutts nuts, he will get the Jester's toes and keep squirting indefinately!
Poor nuts lol
 
He's now released a cider.. really pushing the boat out. Now putting the mild rubbish gaba thing into yet another drink that costs the same as real alcohol.

Seems he ll do anything except get the alcarell sorted.
 
He's now released a cider.. really pushing the boat out. Now putting the mild rubbish gaba thing into yet another drink that costs the same as real alcohol.

Seems he ll do anything except get the alcarell sorted.
off topic but did you go see oasis in the end? You posted a lot about it prior to event but nothing afterwards iirc. Was it as good as you'd hoped?
 
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