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OK..Eating Ass...Why? The sensation doesn't warrant ass mouth

mal3volent said:
Any of you anus-phobes... ask yourself if you ever fucked someone who cared about their cleanliness, if you could play with a squeaky clean asshole... wouldn't that be fun?

maybe the problem is you have low standards...
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yea i'd probably be in if that was the case šŸ™‚
 
Atelier3 said:
Iā€™ve tickled a few well-bathed ladies in that way and most seemed to appreciate it as part of the whole suite of oral pleasures. As for receiving it myself though, itā€™s one of the fee sexual things that makes me feel uncomfortably self conscious. I prefer not.
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I've been eaten out by guys but it doesn't bother me. Without going into it too much in this thread, I don't like oral sex with any sex. It feels like a cat licking you with that sandpaper tongue and on my dick, it just feels kind of unpleasant. I don't mind licking a girl's pussy but normally they smell/taste weird to me as well if I'm being honest. Even sex itself is overrated to me though so I'm no example to go by ;)
 
PriestTheyCalledHim said:
No. That is not what I wrote at all.

I wrote that I view licking someone's asshole as being akin to or as nasty as scat/brown/ScheiƟe, sex involving vomiting, blood, pedophilia, bestiality, piss enemas, etc.

For many decades, and even still today in 2021 in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, I view rimming as akin to nasty scat/brown/ScheiƟe from a de Sade or Dennis Cooper novel, or I thought rimming was a scat thing.

It turns out, I was sort of correct.

I asked doctors about rimming, and they said that no matter how many enemas someone takes or how much they wash with soap or other disinfectants or anti-bacterial, sanitizer, etc. the ass, much to bisexual poet and speedfreak (pedophile and NAMBLA member Allen Ginsberg also loved METH and used it despite going on a hypocritical PSA saying that 'speed kills!' while still using METH at least Frank Zappa was honest about not being into METH), Peter Orlovsky's clean asshole obsession he had in the mid-1970s, never does become clean.

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Allen ginsberg was an actual nambla member? :( plz don't ruin howl
 
JessFR said:
But come on, if someone finds a word offensive and there's a super easy alternative they say is OK, what does it hurt to use it? If you ask me, it's not worth hurting someone to not use a word. It's just being polite.
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So, you don't have to be completely up to date on what's offensive to what people when, just do your best not to be an asshole and I think most people will respect that.
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amen.

alasdair
 
Mr. Krinkle said:
turds come outta there....that's all you really need to know to keep your mouth away from there right?

i wonder every time i see porn with a gaping asshole too....like i know the chick's hot, but im sure she doesn't shit any prettier than i do

and doesn't that kinda stink when you gape it open like that?

and how dare you put that thing in your mouth right after it was in your ass

i usually just fast forward through all that
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All of that above...is filled with love
 
Mr. Krinkle said:
turds come outta there....that's all you really need to know to keep your mouth away from there right?

i wonder every time i see porn with a gaping asshole too....like i know the chick's hot, but im sure she doesn't shit any prettier than i do

and doesn't that kinda stink when you gape it open like that?

and how dare you put that thing in your mouth right after it was in your ass

i usually just fast forward through all that
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I don't like anal in real life either. It's smelly, I got shit on my dick and if that's not bad enough you need to be super careful going in because you don't want to hurt your partner either.

In porn it's somehow interesting to me though. Especially when she takes it in her mouth after, somehow makes her look more like a slut, which is hot...

I *try* not to watch porn anymore though, I feel the human brain wasn't designed to see so much crazy sex on demand.
 
polarthedog said:
I donā€™t understand why women like it, but I have done some research into prostate stimulation and why a man would desire it, apparently if you know howā€™s to stimulate the prostate just right, you can have as many full body orgasms As you desire,and the. When you jack off afterward, your load will Be huge. Girls have no prostate though, so a finger in their butt seems kind of pointless
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Well the anus still has a lot of nerve-endings, which makes it a sexually sensitive spot to many females too.
 
LordOfThisWorld said:
Trump had no, nor gave any misinformation.
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I agree. He is a gasbag.

Came across an interesting page in a book about those types (vampires that is). "Intentional psychic vampires are dangerous because they cannot be thwarted by any physical means." In other words: it is obviously illegal to send a vampire hunter to a living one. Unfortunately in this day and age, you can't exactly just send a vampire hunter to drive a stake through his heart- even with all this court shit. You actually have to wait until he gives consent - which is when he's pronounced dead.

The problem is with proving whether he is, in fact, an intentional energy vampire. We simply won't know until well after he passes away and we start to hear reports of "women getting raped by the ghost of self-proclaimed 'chosen one' Donald Trump."
 
so when they say "jelly or syrup" is that like a real thing? do people have their ass licked with one of those on it? i would think that might help it some right?

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simstim said:
The kind of men I'm talking about don't just occasionally get anal. They HAVE to have the anal. They won't be with a chick unless she does anal.
That isn't normal.
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I don't think these people exist...
I like a bit of anal. Giving as I'm heterosexual. Although having my arse licked off a girl is nice. Makes you think shit she is into this!!
Top top don't ever use sun screen as line for anal as I once did or your partner will be a howling mess and you will be vilified.
I also remember without any warning a girl who I loved very deeply putting an enormous butt plug in me to get back at me cos I kind of did the same thing with my dick to her... She got her revenge alright. I was screaming. Saw the funny side once the pain subsided tho...
 
axe battler said:
I don't think these people exist...
I like a bit of anal. Giving as I'm heterosexual. Although having my arse licked off a girl is nice. Makes you think shit she is into this!!
Top top don't ever use sun screen as line for anal as I once did or your partner will be a howling mess and you will be vilified.
I also remember without any warning a girl who I loved very deeply putting an enormous butt plug in me to get back at me cos I kind of did the same thing with my dick to her... She got her revenge alright. I was screaming. Saw the funny side once the pain subsided tho...
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Lol, maybe she was trying To subtly say that sheā€™s would be okay with anal, but sheā€™s wants to use a double sided strap on on you afterwards
And by double sided strap on, I mean, the almighty black mamba, but sheā€™ll be gentle and use spit, donā€™t worry, itā€™s just 3 inch around and one foot long, sheā€™ll be gentle, itā€™s in the name of love
 
The Wizard of the Creek said:
That sounds like sexual assault brotha. Certainly no laughing matter iirc.
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Definitely not rape mate on either side. Trust me. She was very submissive and liked it but it just hurt. I stopped the second she was clearly in pain.
If you knew her you'd understand... Shame you'll never ber the chanve as she was my fiancƩe who died a month before our wedding of an overdose.
She was my best friend and I'll never meet anyone like her.
 
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