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OK..Eating Ass...Why? The sensation doesn't warrant ass mouth

JessFR said:
Wait.. Soooo, you basically don't use your mouth in sexy time whatsoever?

Cause you just ruled out everything...

Brown (ass)
Blood (vagina)
Vomit (mouth).

What's left?
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No. That is not what I wrote at all.

I wrote that I view licking someone's asshole as being akin to or as nasty as scat/brown/Scheiße, sex involving vomiting, blood, pedophilia, bestiality, piss enemas, etc.

For many decades, and even still today in 2021 in the midst of the COVID-19 pandemic, I view rimming as akin to nasty scat/brown/Scheiße from a de Sade or Dennis Cooper novel, or I thought rimming was a scat thing.

It turns out, I was sort of correct.

I asked doctors about rimming, and they said that no matter how many enemas someone takes or how much they wash with soap or other disinfectants or anti-bacterial, sanitizer, etc. the ass, much to bisexual poet and speedfreak (pedophile and NAMBLA member Allen Ginsberg also loved METH and used it despite going on a hypocritical PSA saying that 'speed kills!' while still using METH at least Frank Zappa was honest about not being into METH), Peter Orlovsky's clean asshole obsession he had in the mid-1970s, never does become clean.

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Mr. Krinkle said:
ah you're a pitcher...i gotcha

that's what i would be if i was gay

i would just plow asses

it's gotta be a little different once you're bent over and taking big dick in the ass - you're at some dude's mercy at that point

i admire anybody who can sit there and get plowed like it's no big deal
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Aren't you bisexual? You wrote about having sex with men and shemales/pre-op or no op transwomen.

Anyway, anal sex is not a requirement if you are bisexual, or gay/homosexual and a man. There are bisexual and lesbian women who love and enjoy anal sex with women.
 
simstim said:
I agree with all of this too! Never been one to get off on watching or participating in ANY kind of assplay. And anal with a chick what's the point? I doubt she'd really get off and why am I gonna put my dick in there!
I think guys who really are into anal with women would do it with a man too. I had a buddy before with a large collection of porn involving black women and anal. That dude might've been a little suspect.
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I never got my women enjoy anal either, since they don't have a prostate.
 
JessFR said:
Guys are funny. :D

Anyone wanna have anal sex with me? *most of the room raises their hand*

Awesome! *pulls out strapon*

*most of the room lowers their hand*

Oh so you can give it but you sure can't take it, I see how it is! :D
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I watched a porn from one of the Scandinavian/Nordic countries it was Denmark, Norway, or Sweden where a man and a woman were outside near some peate bog, and had oral sex, vaginal sex, and then before the man fucked her ass or put his cock up her ads, he bent over and let her use a dildo or some type of sex toy up his ass and it was done for equality. I do not remember the title of this porn.
 
Mr. Krinkle said:
turds come outta there....that's all you really need to know to keep your mouth away from there right?

i wonder every time i see porn with a gaping asshole too....like i know the chick's hot, but im sure she doesn't shit any prettier than i do

and doesn't that kinda stink when you gape it open like that?

and how dare you put that thing in your mouth right after it was in your ass

i usually just fast forward through all that
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Never done ass-eating myself, but I'm pretty sure it's common courtesy for people to thoroughly wash the area before hand lol so no smell/poop particles.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
I never got my women enjoy anal either, since they don't have a prostate.
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There are women who love anal sex, and I guess they like getting their ass fucked, filled, stretched out, etc.

My buddy had an ex girlfriend who loved anal sex more than vaginal sex, and he lost his virginity to her by giving her anal sex, as she loved it and at the time or maybe still, he was or is super religious and she said, 'Fuck my ass! It is not really sex as your cock is not going into my vagina!' I am pretty sure she might have used fingers or a vibrator up his ass, or might have rimmed him?

Apparently women do have a prostate or something akin to a prostate?

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

The female prostate and prostate-specific antigen. Immunohistochemical localization, implications of this prostate marker in women and reasons for using the term "prostate" in the human female - PubMed

Prostate-specific antigen (PSA) is currently the most frequently used marker for the identification of normal and pathologically altered prostatic tissue in the male and female. Immunohistochemically PSA is expressed in the highly specialized apically-superficial layer of female and male...
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

academic.oup.com

The Female Prostate

Contrary to the statement by Borchert et al. (1) that “Women have no prostate … ,” women do have a prostate, the presence of which has clinical significanc
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tweakerguy said:
10/10 buttholes are gonna stink to some degree at any given time of the day, rigorous bathing habits or not. Because poo sits in there without your knowledge pretty much all the time. It's just inconvenient biology.
I just don't get the appeal of sticking your face in an area that's basically an exhaust pipe the rest of the time. Idk, maybe a garbage chute would be the more accurate comparison...

Vaginas don't have this problem, because they're multi purpose-designed to "accept" cucumber-shaped things (consensually, of course) for important stuff like OUR SURVIVAL AS A SPECIES.
And they're probably a lot easier to wash out in a moment's notice when taking some rando home unexpectedly after too many shots 🤷‍♂️
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Vaginas have exactly that "problem". One of their primary functions is also getting rid of stuff the body is done with.

They really aren't used to have babies that often, they may not be used for sex that often either.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
Never done ass-eating myself, but I'm pretty sure it's common courtesy for people to thoroughly wash the area before hand lol so no smell/poop particles.
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As I told my buddy I wrote about before, his ex let him fuck her ass RAW and unload balls deep up her ass.

I asked him, 'What about the shit or nasty smell?' He said there was no smell or shit on his dick.

I told him he should use condoms as there will be bacteria, fecal matter, etc. and just because you do not see it or smell it, does not mean it is not there.
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
Plus the world is HELLA over-populated now and overpopulation is rapidly getting more and more out of control.
HASHTAG STOP THE BREEDERS.
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The world maybe, but our countries aren't.

In fact the birth rates in most of the first world are crazy low.

Turns out when most women have options, baby factory isn't the first one that springs to mind.
 
PriestTheyCalledHim said:
Aren't you bisexual? You wrote about having sex with men and shemales/pre-op or no op transwomen.

Anyway, anal sex is not a requirement if you are bisexual, or gay/homosexual and a man. There are bisexual and lesbian women who love and enjoy anal sex with women.
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No I didn't lol

I just said that I like tr*****s

Remember what I was saying? I tried but I pickup the scent of a man and that's the end of the game...so pheromones are huge... I'm like that with anything tho - scent is huge...I smell man and I'm out, no matter what my whacky brain wants to do
 
JessFR said:
Well I suppose straight people can't either. I was still in love with my ex long after he became abusive, deep down I probably still love him.
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Exactly.

The only choice anyone has is what to do with those feelings of love.
 
Fiori di Bella said:
My daughter identifies as a “Chapstick Lesbian”. She explained that it means an outdoorsy and resourceful lesbian that doesn’t depend upon men to get things done. She put the majority of my IKEA items together.
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Fuck she is a legend :D Tell her I said that :)

The Wizard of the Creek said:
It’s getting worse every year. 2021 is the year of instant outrage and pettiness.
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Oh 100% agreed man. It's like everyone got super fucking bored in lockdown last year, so now in 2021 everyone is spicing up their lives by taking issue with every little thing :rolleyes:
 
The last time I banged an ass, was probably about 10 years ago...ya know I'm not completely off of it... But it's just not a goal...I don't finger assholes normally unless it develops into that somehow...I wouldn't do it unless I knew you were down with it that's for sure...I make it known that I'm not into it...

Seriously tho not to be judgy, but as a dude, if you can turn around and take it in the ass, even if it's from a strap on chick, it's still a different level...
 
Mr. Krinkle said:
No I didn't lol

I just said that I like tr*****s

Remember what I was saying? I tried but I pickup the scent of a man and that's the end of the game...so pheromones are huge... I'm like that with anything tho - scent is huge...I smell man and I'm out, no matter what my whacky brain wants to do
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Ok so you tried sex with a trans woman but she smelled like a man so you did not have sex?

Why is your reply censored?
 
Any of you anus-phobes... ask yourself if you ever fucked someone who cared about their cleanliness, if you could play with a squeaky clean asshole... wouldn't that be fun?

maybe the problem is you have low standards...
 
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