⫸STICKY⫷ Office of Oppression (OoO) NSFW

[batmanplaybaseball]

Ok, who dumped this shit in my office?

 

[One Thousand Words]

 

[Captain.Heroin]

oOo

 

[Pharcyde]

I bestow the Order of The Lounge Banner, to those subversives who helped lead us to a great victory of the EADD Faggots

 

[One Thousand Words]

Bitch please please this was a combined NATO offensive and you fucking know it. Berlin can be divided now with a large wall and you can have the Eastern side. If you require decent pornography, proper fitting Levi's or American made muscle cars from now on you are still shit out of luck. Enjoy your gruel.

 

[Owl Eyed]

Greetings Allies, Comrades, and company,

Please remain calm. The Citizen's Office of Oppression has been improving relations with our neighbors from the West. Do not be alarmed. We strive to improve our ties and move towards the globalization of OoO. Disregard all enemy propaganda and be assured that the OoO will never betray its citizens. The LIF continues to try and undermine our efforts. But do not be fooled, we will prosper and we will be victorious.

The Citizen's Office of Oppression would like to assure the populace that we will never work with LIF, even behind closed doors. Thinking otherwise will constitute as a crime and offenders will be punished accordingly.

The Citizen's Office of Oppression​

 

[One Thousand Words]

Rest assure that the LIF will never drive a Lada.

 

[Pharcyde]

I only honor our end of the NATO style offensive

 

[batmanplaybaseball]

Rest assure that the LIF will never drive a Lada.

Of course not. Ladas became incredibly outdated after I invented the...

Trabant!

InnOoOvation

(and that is when we let you drive, which will come shortly after we stop feeding you only banana peels)

 

[One Thousand Words]

The LIF needs something bigger than a two-door

 

[Captain.Heroin]

 

[batmanplaybaseball]

The LIF needs something bigger than a two-door

That car says professional who still knows how to indulge in a weekend at the beach.

(and besides, do you really need more than two doors? I was already thinking you would use the passenger seat for repressive information flyers)

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Here, I found the perfect vehicle for the LIF.

oOo

 

[One Thousand Words]

Paint it black, add an anti Jehovah's Witness sticker and you might be on to something.

 

[Captain.Heroin]

Haha you could invert the color scheme on it so that the black parts are yellow and the yellow parts are black. %)

Then all you need to do is attach a machine gun rack where the stop sign thing would come out, and yall would be in business.

I'm thinking the US government could sell you something like that but doin it yourself has its own reward.

 

[pharmakos]

i see a short bus and i want to paint it black...

 

[One Thousand Words]

Commies are just idiots. You have a perfect doof mobile that you could paint, fill with half naked hippy women and stick a dude under the influence in the drivers seat but what do you do with it? Ship retards off to the gulags.

 

[Bill]

Ship retards off to the gulags

Eugenics motherfucker, do you use it?
We don't want your bourgeois stained seed compromising our glorious gene pool

Also

 

[Owl Eyed]

Your reckless indulgence is the source of ridicule and laughter.

 

[One Thousand Words]