⫸STICKY⫷ Office of Oppression (OoO) NSFW

[batmanplaybaseball]

*THIS BROADCAST IS NOT A TEST*

Today, at 06:59 EST, without warning or decree I officially seized control of the Office of Oppression. I hereby declare myself Emperor Arctodus the Winged Elephant Lord. Regardless of my impressive throne and title, I stress that we are still a united front against the Lounge Imperial Forces under my severe dictatorship.

 

[Owl Eyed]

no.

 

[Bill]

It's a coup!
The Dear Leader will not be happy

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

 

[Owl Eyed]

 

[Bill]

Shit storm incoming comrades, grab your rifle and womyns immediately and report to the front

 

[batmanplaybaseball]

I commend you all for your admirable restraint in this time of transition into a totalitarian dictatorship.

 

[Pharcyde]

In rememberence of the brave defense of the OoO

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

 

[Owl Eyed]

all perceived threats to the OoO will be terminated with extreme prejudice.

The Citizen's Office of Oppression​

 

[One Thousand Words]

 

[Pharcyde]

lol that movie sucked

 

[Bill]

Come at us brOoOs

 

[Pharcyde]

This order is awarded to comrade mustaine for exemplary service in the armed forces, both during a war and during peacetime.

 

[NeighborhoodThreat]

all perceived threats to the OoO will be terminated with extreme prejudice.

The Citizen's Office of Oppression​

 

[Bill]

Batmanplaybaseball has been compromised
He's a threat to the office, you know what to do, Beria

 

[Bill]

We'll take this shit to space if we have to, comrades
An emperor elephant cannot be the succession of our dear leaders strong fisted regime

 

[Bill]

Now oust the opposition cowards who were exposed in this genius ploy during time of unrest
Summary executions will be lined up in the Office of Oppression's main square to show our strength, wrath, and solidarity

Also remember we invite all womynz to join the cause of the OoO in the name of The Dear Leader

 

[Captain.Heroin]

oOo

 

[Jabberwocky]